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RikMayall
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08 Nov 2017, 6:28 pm

:)



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08 Nov 2017, 6:38 pm

Ah f**k, I was hoping for freaky sexy Rally.
The buxom Miss Froya a close second.

Are you weird and sullen, at least?
How big are your boobs?
I have an extremely specific type.



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08 Nov 2017, 6:38 pm

You get a zing for that one.



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08 Nov 2017, 6:41 pm

You're avoiding my question so I'll have to assume



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08 Nov 2017, 6:44 pm

I'm a AA, but I'm beering my way towards an A cup.



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08 Nov 2017, 6:46 pm

That's the spirit.

*slaps your arse*



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08 Nov 2017, 6:49 pm

*titters*

*hires a sexual assault lawyer*



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08 Nov 2017, 6:52 pm

I second your zing & raise you a weirder *cool* story:

I know a girl I accused in the nonsequiteur of only loving me for that reason, but I'm ok with it. :lmfao: If moobs were no joking matter would anything be?


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08 Nov 2017, 6:55 pm

^^
That titter'll undermine your whole case.
Sad but true.

No, can't do Metallica now, I'm on the Britpop.



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08 Nov 2017, 6:59 pm

RikMayall wrote:
I don't care what sexuality someone is.

gay or straight, it's their bag and more power to them.

People who have a problem with another person and their sexuality are not worth your time.


I want to have sex with a tree,
Them branches turn me on,

Also I am still wanting to know if I have fifth freedom, if I am above the law, I would like to go on a crime spree, thxs in advance!!



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08 Nov 2017, 7:07 pm

Dragnet wrote:
RikMayall wrote:
I don't care what sexuality someone is.

gay or straight, it's their bag and more power to them.

People who have a problem with another person and their sexuality are not worth your time.


I want to have sex with a tree,
Them branches turn me on,

Also I am still wanting to know if I have fifth freedom, if I am above the law, I would like to go on a crime spree, thxs in advance!!


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08 Nov 2017, 7:12 pm

Oaks are asking for it.
Pines are easy.
Silver Birch will blow your mind.



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08 Nov 2017, 7:14 pm

RikMayall wrote:
Oaks are asking for it.
Pines are easy.
Silver Birch will blow your mind.


I never took you as a tree slut - not judging


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08 Nov 2017, 7:14 pm

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friends, spreading this article to help decouple mental illness and violence is my new pet project: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4318286/

unfair and unreasonable stigma causes folks who need help not to seek it lest they be labeled axe murderers, employers to prefer hiring convicted felons over folks with mental illness, and your neighbor who brought you a casserole when your son had cancer to back slowly away when your son has mental illness.

stigma killed my dad. he chose to not get diagnosed and treated for the voices he heard, instead using alcohol, which killed him. stigma kept me unemployed (though qualified) from 1995 to 2008.


bumping this


ty, rachiepie.



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08 Nov 2017, 7:14 pm

SaveFerris,

You remind me of someone and it might be lulz if I was right.

I am thinking smoky the bear for some random reason.

That persons voice is what I think of when you post :-)

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08 Nov 2017, 7:17 pm

I'm playing a word game on another forum: book titles that didn't quite make it.

Here's one [not mine] that made me burst out laughing:

The Tiger, the Wicca, and the Coat Closet. [The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.]

Also, I have six more pages to write today, and I'm fading. May I ask for moral support?


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