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MrXxx
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27 Mar 2012, 6:10 pm

I am a man of few words. :P


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27 Mar 2012, 9:19 pm

This message is in Portuguese.


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28 Mar 2012, 10:10 am

Mozart was Portuguese.
And he owned a prehistoric snake, which inspired some of his greatest works, such as 'Whole Lotta Love' and 'Stairway to Heaven'.

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28 Mar 2012, 10:17 am

The best part about going to work each day is being in the middle of all the drama NTs seem to live for.


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28 Mar 2012, 11:45 am

I was in the mood for school work today.



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28 Mar 2012, 11:53 am

Back in 1978, I saw David Attenborough eat a pelican. He just swished it straight from the water where it was hunting for fish, and gobbled it up whole. It was gone in an instant and all I saw after that was Mr. Attenborough running off with the pelican's leg hanging out of his mouth, bobbing up and down. He must have seen me witness what he had done.


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28 Mar 2012, 11:58 am

I'm off school tomorrow.



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28 Mar 2012, 2:06 pm

I am back in school.


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28 Mar 2012, 2:19 pm

Prokofiev owned a troupe of performing Austrian otters. It's true! 8O


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28 Mar 2012, 3:29 pm

Today I gathered some moss from the guttering and will steam it and serve it with an oyster sauce for dinner.


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28 Mar 2012, 4:01 pm

I have invented a car, capable of hooking up to a human & powering it.

( might as well your just sat there :lol: )


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28 Mar 2012, 4:10 pm

I love the modern NT world and mainstream society and I want to have sex with everybody that I meet.


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28 Mar 2012, 4:22 pm

I am English Jess' brother.


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28 Mar 2012, 4:31 pm

I have a lot of piercings.


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28 Mar 2012, 4:36 pm

I am growing a hot, sexy beard. :lol:


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28 Mar 2012, 4:50 pm

I have the power of sneezing gummy bears out my nose. Each one dispenses a different colour. If I blow hard enough, I can make a Gummy Train & a gummy track out the other.


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