Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer! (ASPIE STYLE!)

Post Reply New Topic

White.

If green is envy, red is rage, and blue is calm...
what's the colour of mild indifference?

A verry pale and subtle greyish white.

Shadowrun or cyberpunk?

Neuromancer.

Human or replicant?

Human


Animal or Mineral?

Both then you can be like the Thing in the fantastic 4 and your blind girlfriend can see in the sequel! (such cheese)


Fish person or moleman?

Fish person.... Mmmm, mermaids.... They go well with tartar sauce.

If a tree falls in the forest and it hits a mime, does it still fail to make a noise?

Well whether it makes a sound is all based on whether the mime survives. Noise is nothing but air vibrations. There actually has to be someone there to hear it and interpret the air vibrations as sound for it to exist. unless of course sound exists as some sort of platonic form or whatever. I guess it all depends on how you view metaphysics.


Why is it that the god of the bible seems so quick to try and prove his authority? Is it because he was competeing with many other gods? Because metaphysically he survives by some qusi-parasitic relationship between us and our spiritual investment in him? Is it something stranger still? And at what point can one decide they are a god? Soon tthe human genome will be cracked, we may verry well be able to turn off genetic decay and by extension ageing, thus makeing us nigh immortal if we're wealthy enough. We are already able to do incredible things, reshape the verry landscape to our whim, make vast amounts of machines capable of a near limitless and ever expanding list of things, we are able to recreate animals to our own desires first through eugenics, breeding programs, and domestication and soon possibly through genetic engineering.
At what point will man be justified, by the words definition, of declareing itself a race of gods?
Now? Or when we finally have gotten to the point where there is other sentience which fauns and awes over us? Whether they be uplifted dogs, evolved chimps, or AIs we have programmed to serve our ever growing 'needs' and desires?


Okay...sorry, philosophical tangeant over... but at least its on the right thread lol.

Errr.. God is god HE IS ONE PERSON, except turkish people call him Allah for example. And So on..

Why are Xbox 360 owners emos?

Because the X-Box 360 breaks down every three seconds and destroys their will to smile.

Bar mitzvah or bris?

Ouch!

Why is a Boston Cream Pie a pie?

Because 9 out of 10 people prefer pies.




Fraggle rock or Sesame street?

Fraggle Rock. Nowhere on Sesame Street sells Dozer constructions as confectionery, after all.

Can you do whatever a spider-pig does?

Can't everyone?



Could hell really freeze over?

if it wanted to


why do dogs lick der butts and genitals?