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Gummy bears live in colonies in the Amazonian rainforest, and David Attenborough made a fascinating documentary about them last year.

Gummy Bears used to wade out into the Amazon River to catch piranhas, but they started to melt in the water. So now they steal fishing poles from tourists whenever they get the chance.
They really like piranha fillets for their fish'n'chips.

Sylkat

I was happy that 3 of 4 my teachers gave homework on spring break and did it all. I actually got Earth Science done in the first 3 days.

I love American Idol!

When you run backwards at a mirror, you enter a mirror universe.

( disclaimer don't try this lol )

My teeth are covered with gold crowns.

When you pull my finger, I lay a gold brick.
When you pull 2 fingers, I lay a Diamond.
When you shake my hand, I deposit chocolate coins.
When you give me a Hug, I deposit luxury gold coins.

A kiss & you will get all 4 & a Orchid.

Double cheeseburger with bacon, a side order of fries and a milkshake, followed by a large slice of chocolate cheesecake = a balanced meal

I don't want to eat.

Lundygirl has failed in her evil attempt to make me hungry. Very, very hungry. Wonder what flavor the milkshake was.

Sylkat

If you clap & eat a burger, it becomes healthy ( missed the y lol)

If you clap your hands while eating ice cream, all the calories disappear!

Sylkat

Before eating a meal. You should always pick up the salt & throw it over your left shoulder.

If it hits a male its lucky.
If it hits a female its unlucky &
if it hits nothing try again later.

& you will have no bad things, happen from eating the meal.

Right now, I am cooking a veggie burger for lunch.

I will get into Harvard.

Sylkat - the milkshake was banana flavour

Banana or strawberry milkshakes count as one of your 5 a day portions of fruit and veg.