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Satan's too cool for school, so yes, it could

Is there such a thing as too much Weird Al Yankovic?

No, of course not, as long as it is weird enough.

Why isn't it stimming when you are rocking in a rocking chair, but it is, when you are rocking without a chair?

Because rocking out necessitates having no chair. Otherwise you can't RAWK!

Will you pay retail price for everything?

Only for the stuff I don't need.




Why cant' I get no satisfaction?

because you always go to the wrong store.

Why do i not go to tibet and become a boeddhist monk?

Because you value your hair too much?

Do Buddhist monks really know kung fu?

No. Buddhist monks practice freedom from the obstructions to liberation. Not kung fu.

What is it about dangerous people that makes them so attractive? [Not physically, necessarily...]

Stubble. Or, if they're Chuck Norris, a beard with a third fist underneath it.

Why is Chuck Norris such a legend on the internet?

Because he shaves his armpits with his mother's spatula.

Why did Charlie Chan go to France in red underpants?

Because his pink ones were at the laundry



If a woodchuck chucks wood what does the hippopotamus do

A Hippopotamus mus do pot.


If a Hippopotamus mus do pot, how much pot mus a Hippopotamus do
before he becomes anonymous anonymous?


Disclaimer: The above post is a play on words only. I do not advocate that Hippopotami or any other person or persons, especially Aspies whose minds are already altered, and beautifully so, should engage in the use of pot or any other mind altering substances. CC

What hippopotamus? Where?? Woowww, maan...why's he staring at me like that, he's freaking me out!! !

Is anyone here actually a member of Anonymous Anonymous?

I'm the drummer.

Who stole the Sambucca?

Charlie Brown


Red or Purple?

Puce - the color of a squashed flea.


What's the use?

camouflage

were you fooled?