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01 Aug 2007, 4:58 pm

i wouldnt know where to begin


is "flabburb" a noun or a verb?



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01 Aug 2007, 5:04 pm

Brubbalf is a noun.

Why is my finger bleeding from a cat bite?


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01 Aug 2007, 5:51 pm

Because cats are trained killers.

Is the difference between men and boys really just limited to the size of their playthings?


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01 Aug 2007, 5:54 pm

Not really.

Do people kill guns?


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01 Aug 2007, 6:58 pm

Only in licenced culls.

Does the lion realy sleep tonight?


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02 Aug 2007, 3:47 am

yeah, in the jungle


aren't i smart :D



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02 Aug 2007, 2:15 pm

Without the results of an IQ test, I can't possibly say one way or the other.

Why is love so cruel?


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02 Aug 2007, 3:14 pm

Love's cruel embrace. A dead giant squid was a recently mated female carrying sperm packets embedded just under the mantle. Her body also showed signs of an embrace, with sucker marks on her neck and a nip on her head.

Be glad you're not a giant squid who breed and then die.


Why are safety pins called safety pins?



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02 Aug 2007, 3:32 pm

It's ironic. :roll:





What did the monkey say to the giraffe?



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02 Aug 2007, 3:39 pm

You don't have to be so uppity.

What ever happened to Baby Jane?



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02 Aug 2007, 3:40 pm

"Hold still, I think I almost got that thorn!"

Would you choose to be a werewolf or a vampire?


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02 Aug 2007, 3:43 pm

VAMPIRE :twisted:


Lions, Tigers or Bears?



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02 Aug 2007, 3:47 pm

Lions, obviously. Look at my avatar :)

Is playing the guitar the only way to get money for nothing?


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02 Aug 2007, 3:56 pm

Yes



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02 Aug 2007, 8:51 pm

Everything has a price tag.

Do you hear voices?



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02 Aug 2007, 8:55 pm

Only when they are in my head.

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