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28 Apr 2022, 7:52 am

With everyone from Lviv to Wladivostok marching into Moscow and taking over.

What advice do you have for Vladimir Putin?

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28 Apr 2022, 8:03 am

Wear an orange bikini. He would look great!

What's the best material for tanks?

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28 Apr 2022, 9:25 am

Wood.

We all know where Waldo is hiding, but what exactly is he hiding from?

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28 Apr 2022, 5:56 pm

He's hiding from autistics.

Why fall asleep? What's the point?

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28 Apr 2022, 8:05 pm

To not wake up.

Why is the sea blue?

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29 Apr 2022, 2:33 am

It's made of cyanide.

Why is the sky blue?

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29 Apr 2022, 9:37 am

It's blue because the friction between stratosphere and mesosphere causes microwave, which in turn cooks some of the microbes in the stratosphere, resulting in burning microbes emitting blue light.

How should a computer/laptop be cleaned?

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29 Apr 2022, 9:44 am

In a car wash. Don't forget to plug it in first!

Same question.

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29 Apr 2022, 11:37 am

Personally, I just throw it in the washing machine.

If nothing is faster than light, how did the darkness get there first?

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29 Apr 2022, 2:38 pm

It had a shiny Ferrari.

How can we time travel?

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29 Apr 2022, 3:26 pm

Put a bag over your head and wait. When you take it off, it's a different time. With that, you can travel blindly forward in time at the speed of regular time.

What is classified as a bucket?

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29 Apr 2022, 3:35 pm

That's when Classified went to San Diego Comic Con dressed as a bucket. She's so whacky.

What species of animal is most closely related to humans?

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29 Apr 2022, 8:06 pm

Computers.
Cause we're very compatible with it.

Same question.

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30 Apr 2022, 5:50 am

Dogs, followed by cats.

What is a supermarket?

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30 Apr 2022, 1:15 pm

A store where superheroes shop for things such as laser-reflective wristbands and indestructible tights.

Why did Buzz Lightyear not move in front of humans in the first Toy Story if he didn't believe he was a toy?

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01 May 2022, 7:45 pm

He saw that no-one else was moving in front of them and thought "hmm, sounds like fun".

Why is it that storks are always the ones delivering babies?

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