Personally I would like a shillelagh.
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Most commonly, the chosen wood would be placed up a chimney to cure for a duration of several months to several years; the accumulated layer of soot gave the shillelagh its typical black shiny appearance.
The less frequent methods were to bury the shank in a dung pile, or in slaked lime. The stick may require protection from its dung bath by being wrapped in well-greased oiled brown paper (steeped in hog's lard or oil).
or maybe just to poke at one being made.
I grew up somewhere with snakes, so a stick for beating the ground was a thing you had. Feels a bit odd to go a-stomping without a stick.