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I think it would be fun to come up with something eccentric that's unlike any other game out there, also something geared more toward entertaining adults.

What's the funniest joke you've ever heard?

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three women were comparing their husbands to soft drinks. the first said he was mountain dew because he's always mountain me and i dew like it. the second said he was seven up because he's seven inches and always up. the third said he was jack daniels. the second said that's not fair, he's a hard liquor. the third said that's right.

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I don't know how to translate it to English. Or how to write it while making any sense of it or killing it. It involves puns, native context, a certain real life situation, and regional accents.

But the best English language joke I heard is a programmer's joke somewhere at the lines of:
Wife: Dear, I need you to buy 2 bottles of milk. If they have eggs, buy 6.
Husband: *Comes back with 6 bottles of milk*
Wife: Why did you brought 6 bottles of milk??
Husband: Because they have eggs!
(Probably because this actually happened to me... )


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A man is walking along a beach and finds a lamp. He picks it up and rubs it, and a genie comes out.

"You can have three wishes," the genie says, "but under one condition. You see, I'm a lawyer's genie. So whatever you wish for, all lawyers in the world will get the same things, only double."

"Well...I guess I'd like a million dollars," says the man.

"Lawyers will get $2 million," the genie reminds him. "What's your second wish?"

"I'd like a red Ferrari."

"Lawyers will get 2 red Ferraris. Okay, what's your third wish?"

The man thinks for a while and then says, "Well, I've always wanted to donate a kidney."


Describe yourself in three words.

I have 3 answers.
If not "I Don't Know", it's "I Don't Care".
If the two answers are not acceptable, it's "Misplaced Obscure Oddity".


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I'm the greatest!

Seriously - misanthropic intellectual loner.

Would you like to have been born earlier or later than you were?

MEMES. MEMES FO DAYZ.



See? This is one of the many reasons to like Sylveon.

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Yeah. I kinda wish I was a little five year old girl smack dab in the middle of 1999. Pokemania, baby!

no fairies. they diddn't come around until 2013, more than a decade after Pokemaina was long over. Grr, why must you poke holes in my fun, logic?

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I kinda wish I had been born in the 70s. 80s music is the best.
Then again, if I had been born post-1992, I'd be younger and have more life to live, so yeah, later would probably be better.

Do you smoke?

nope. i bought a pack once and smoked one cigarette every saturday for twenty weeks just to see what the attraction was. did nothing for me. not that i would have kept smoking even if it did. lost an aunt and an uncle to lung cancer, two uncles to copd, and an uncle to premature heart attack, all from smoking. i would have had to be an idiot to smoke.

how much do you drink (alcohol)?

Been clean since November 2015, before that I had around a bottle of whiskey a day because I was living life like some live C-4 and maybe some TNT.

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congrats. you're coming up on a year! i have about a drink per week or less.

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I drink eight glasses of water a day.

What is your opinion of onions (in food)?

I don't mind onions just not in my salad..


Do you think there is greater acceptance of autistic persons within society?

Yes, I think it is improving.

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Lillikoi, was that clear liquid you drank all day really just water? I thought it was vodka.

One of my friends works in special education. She says that there's a lot more inclusion in the classrooms than when we grew up, so in that sense, yes, society is becoming more accepting of disabilities like autism.

Tell us one thing a teacher did that you admired or liked.

Being an unbiased professional who disregards 'oddity', only cares about learning students.

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