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I think a man named Douglas Adam's answered that already, it's 6 times 9 or 54 in base 13, which has the digits of 4,2.


Does anyone have thirteen fingers and how do you divide a prime number evenly?

A: I used to know a guy who lived near Lucas Heights who did.
B: With a chisel.

How long, how long must we sing this song?

"Sunday Bloody Sunday" by U2

Yes...

I can't believe the news today
Oh, I can't close my eyes and make it go away
How long...?
How long must we sing this song?
How long?
How long...?

'Cause tonight...we can be as one
Tonight...

Broken bottles under children's feet
Bodies strewn across the dead end street
But I won't heed the battle call
It puts my back up
Puts my back up against the wall

Sunday, bloody sunday
Sunday, bloody sunday
Sunday, bloody sunday (sunday bloody sunday...)
(allright lets go!)

And the battles just begun
Theres many lost, but tell me who has won?
The trench is dug within our hearts
And mothers, children, brothers, sisters torn apart

Sunday, bloody sunday
Sunday, bloody sunday

How long...?
How long must we sing this song?
How long?
How long...?

'Cause tonight...we can be as one
Tonight...
Tonight...

Sunday, bloody sunday (tonight)
Tonight
Sunday, bloody sunday (tonight)
(Come get some!)

Wipe the tears from your eyes
Wipe your tears away
Wipe your tears away
I wipe your tears away
(Sunday, bloody sunday)
I wipe your blood shot eyes
(sunday, bloody sunday)

Sunday, bloody sunday (sunday, bloody sunday)
Sunday, bloody sunday (sunday, bloody sunday)
(Here I come!)

And it's true we are immune
When fact is fiction and TV reality
And today the millions cry
We eat and drink while tomorrow they die

The real battle yet begun (sunday, bloody sunday)
To claim the victory jebus won (sunday, bloody sunday)
On...

Sunday bloody sunday
Sunday bloody sunday...

If a Dee marries a Dee, what will their kids be?

Carlos Mencia's brainchild.


Was that above question really appropriate on an Asperger site? Carlos aims to offend and that Dee dee dee joke is about people he considers mentally handicap. Given that Aspies are not mentally handicap, but do fall into the autistic spectrum, what was your question meant to say?

The questions here are supposed to be stupid, remember?

Wouldn't a "superwoofer" be better than a subwoofer?

Superwoofer? "Super", above, over, greater, higher. "Woofer" a reference to the low frequency baying of dogs. In that respect a "superwoofer" would be Above Low Frequency, or just a mid-range speaker.


Or do you mean a high amplitude sub-woofer?

I mean a big dog.

Is alcohol really the cause of and solution to all of life's problems?

I am not certain. However, I do know that beer is the breakfast of champions!

How does one know when it is time to wake the sleeping giant?

When company's coming and he's passed out on the floor naked.


Was Aunt Bea an Aspie?

I'm not sure, but Barney sure was.

If a glass is half full, does the cost of tea in China decline?

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Not sure, but when the glass is half empty you can't tell the difference between apples and oranges.



What's the difference between a cockatiel and a parakeet?

One of them is a drink and the other keeps you from hitting the ground too hard when you jump out of an airplane.

If time stood still, would it still win the rat race?

If time stood still the rat race would be paused, and when it resumed nobody would be the wiser. Be funny if the rats were missing though!



Piano or violin?

When ones harpsichord is in the shop a piano will do quite well.


Can one ever have too many paisley shirts?

The only one who may is Brad Paisley.

What fury hath hell greater than a woman scorned?

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I really don't know what kind of shirt that is, but if you run out of money buying them then you have too many.


Is the customer ALWAYS right?