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04 Apr 2012, 8:40 pm

I have eaten a lot today.

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04 Apr 2012, 10:21 pm

Today I flew to the moon. It was May Fool's Day and I had no other choice since Occupy Wall Street was blocking access to Uranus.

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04 Apr 2012, 10:22 pm

Today I flew to the moon. It was May Fool's Day and I had no other choice since Occupy Wall Street was blocking access to Uranus.

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05 Apr 2012, 1:54 am

The Pyramids are constructed from fossilized Popsicle sticks. The aliens brought them from the future.

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05 Apr 2012, 2:51 am

I can build a robot female out of used match sticks. Only problem I need to work out, is how to not start a fire.

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05 Apr 2012, 3:29 am

This is not a blatent lie

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05 Apr 2012, 3:36 am

I am not feeling at all anxious right now.

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05 Apr 2012, 3:41 am

My farts caused global warming.

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05 Apr 2012, 4:07 am

I can play the violin like an expert. I use a pick.

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05 Apr 2012, 4:35 am

I want to be in a sad mood today. And I want it to rain. And I want all the trees that are still bare to stay that way.

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05 Apr 2012, 7:37 am

Today I want there to be extra NT drama at work. Like I want more backstabbing for fun, stupid decisions defended voraciously just because, and I especially want the total denial NTs have that they're doing all this. During all of this, I'm going to sit in the middle like the king of realm, totally in control of everything around me.

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05 Apr 2012, 2:25 pm

I had no lunch at all and was very hungry. And then I went back, and did a lot of stuff and didn't get tired. And I certainly didn't smile when I didn't go online.

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