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06 Aug 2006, 10:43 pm

It's him dressed up as a transvestite

How come there is no mouse flavored cat food?

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06 Aug 2006, 10:45 pm

bizarre wrote:

It's him dressed up as a transvestite

I'd do him anyways!! ! :roll:

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07 Aug 2006, 6:16 am

Dressed? Look again. * *

Cats only like mice that scurry and try to hide. Mice that just lay there and bleed aren't interesting anymore.

Why do guys always 'miss a spot' that a woman can see immediately?

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07 Aug 2006, 9:59 am

It's because guys love those spots, and think that the woman must want to keep it that way since they happened to like it.

Why do people have to pee when we're very nervous?

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07 Aug 2006, 11:42 am

It lightens the load in case a fight or flight response becomes necessary. It's not just people, though. Ever scared a bird and seen their first response. Don't be afraid to be nervous, your nerves don't speak English, but they are your friends.

Why do we sometimes forget how truly dangerous zippers can be?

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07 Aug 2006, 1:35 pm

They are friendly-looking. Their teeth aren't even sharp.

Why did the early Americans remove a bunch of u's from words?

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07 Aug 2006, 3:16 pm

Because it's not about u it's about ME!! ! jk/lol

How many fingers am I holding up?

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07 Aug 2006, 8:27 pm

Eight. I'm not including two thumbs.....because technically, they are not fingers.

When does the 5:00 boat leave?

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07 Aug 2006, 10:04 pm

5 minutes late, because Casey Jones is dead.

Should we re-incarnate him?

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07 Aug 2006, 10:58 pm

dunno

where does spring water come from?

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07 Aug 2006, 11:55 pm

Simple. It comes from underground springs. They're hard to find, sometimes. I had one in my back yard once and I thought it should be moved to a better place and I dug and dug, but I never could find that damn spring. All I got was more water.

Can a sponge soak up spring water?

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08 Aug 2006, 10:52 pm

DirtDawg wrote:

Can a sponge soak up spring water?

Only when tide is out. Otherwise, they're too full of ocean water.

Do australian dogs bark with an accent?

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09 Aug 2006, 12:08 am

Only if they're dingos

Why does war make strange bedfellows??

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09 Aug 2006, 12:30 am

Only when they bark out back.

When that Australian dog takes a chunk out of your leg is it still called a healer?

(oops, You're much faster than me, Scrapheap.)

So ... Why DOES war make strange bedfellows??

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09 Aug 2006, 9:27 am

Don't know. I'd have to sleep with a soldier to find out.

BTW - the dog is called a heeler not a healer.

Has anyone ever actually tried living on cabbage and Guinness?

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09 Aug 2006, 9:38 am

DirtDawg wrote:

Only when they bark out back.

Hey!!, that was a good one!! !

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