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One-Winged-Angel
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17 Oct 2006, 11:19 pm

I begin a genocide against furries.

Volo vos omnis morior!


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18 Oct 2006, 3:07 pm

vos intereo pariter

i wish for edible gummy life savers


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18 Oct 2006, 3:59 pm

Granted, but they're pre-chewed.

I wish I had a pet metroid named squish.



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18 Oct 2006, 5:18 pm

Granted, although you later find out that it's a mochtroid engineered by the Space Pirates.

I wish I knew what the world inside of a marble looked like.


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18 Oct 2006, 6:55 pm

Granted. You're forced to live inside the marble forever.

I wish I didn't have to take gym class.



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18 Oct 2006, 6:57 pm

Granted, but the price is your soul.

I wish Weird Al Yankovich was president.



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18 Oct 2006, 7:20 pm

He stops making good songs once he's elected

tinky wrote:
vos intereo pariter

Sephiroth est immortalis.

Volo Cloud morior.


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18 Oct 2006, 11:11 pm

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Granted, but the price is your soul.

I wish Weird Al Yankovich was president.


Granted!! He's president of the North American Marlin Brando Look Alikes

I wish I had Dutch twins as girlfriends.


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18 Oct 2006, 11:14 pm

They join NAMBLA.

I wish my twenty pound sword weighed less.


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19 Oct 2006, 12:27 am

Granted, it is now lighter than air, so now it floats up into the sky, bringing you with it.

I wish my foldable ruler hadn't snapped.



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19 Oct 2006, 1:11 am

Granted!! It's now permanently extended to a lenghth of 1320 feet!

I wish I could go to work drunk.


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19 Oct 2006, 1:21 am

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Granted!! It's now permanently extended to a lenghth of 1320 feet!


It should be 1337!

You don't get paid.

I wish my sword was heavy again.


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19 Oct 2006, 1:26 am

One-Winged-Angel wrote:
Scrapheap wrote:
Granted!! It's now permanently extended to a lenghth of 1320 feet!


It should be 1337!



WTF is 1337 feet long?? 1320, 1320 do the math!! is should come to you in a 1/4 of a moment.


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19 Oct 2006, 7:24 am

Granted. You drop the sword (because of the weight) and lose both feet.
I wish I lived in the Internet.



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19 Oct 2006, 3:52 pm

Granted. But you die since there's no air out there.

I wish I could motivate myself to go study.



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19 Oct 2006, 5:03 pm

Granted, but you have to drink a whole pot of Coffee.

I wish I was a flower.