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You drunken wife-beating leprachauns!(And know im terribly afraid that that was too much. Man im too nice).

why should i waste my insults by spending them in the direction of mindless slugs?
i could spend all day shouting obscenities at snails going about their business in my garden, but i choose to reserve my antagonism for more sophisticated entities.

the utterances i see written in this thread are like microscopic "jacks in the box" (not "jack in the boxes" (grammar explained for the dullards))

your tiny springs with pin head sized marshmallow fists attached at their extremities can not even reach my ankle, let alone incite me to think of a counter attack.

the sole of my shoe is all i need to respond to a community of "petri dish inhabitants" who exude their miasmic ideas in a thin film of haze that hovers over their tenuous existences.

far below my nostrils does the stench of the septic emanations from your minds settle, but lest i get a whiff of the spores of your mildewed ideas, it is necessary for me to stamp them out like errant embers from an extinguished fire.

i could shut you all up more easily with a course of antibiotics.

And you could be silenced by a nice little phage! Even a phage without the capsid could take you!

Sounds like b9 is almost up to our level of articulate nastiness....not sure why a machine seems so obsessed by mold, fungi, and odors, but whatever keeps its circuits blinking, I guess...

Dear Kevin, Maybe we need not go to the time, trouble, and expense of a phage; dumping a bucket of water over it and watching the rust compromise it's 'Temper' programming might be amusing....Sylkat

Pusbucket! Snotrag! Vomitrocious f**kwit!

o I'm just having a bad morning.

your p**** stinks

You primitives! You'll be running home tails tucked!

Dear Kevin, They have tails? That explains so much.....Sylkat

Yes, but that's because NO ONE got rid of the baboons!

Dear Kevin, do you mean that evenwith all the wine and worms, they STILL couldn't stand the Banshee's vocalizing, and they found their way back to your house? Your parents must be delighted...how did your ever explain them?

Sylkat

Umm.. they are invisible to those who don't believe in them! And they are still on the wrong planet!

Dear Kevin, I want you to know how very, very sorry I am to hear that your parents are invisible...this must make your life quite difficult.

Sylkat

The banshee, not the parents.

Dear kevin, I thought you meant your parents inasmuch as you wrote 'they are invisible....'; you are NOT hinting that there may actually be more than one Banshee!

Oh, dear.

Well, happy Christmas, anyway...and to your parents and the baboons and the Banshee (s?), as well

Sylkat