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06 Dec 2006, 11:33 pm

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a years subscription to the jello of the month club.


hey! this month feature pizza and fig flavored jello! they can get crazy sometimes... :roll:

pickle and cheese sandwich...topped with phlegm and some dandruff


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07 Dec 2006, 12:11 am

A used NUKE!! !! ! :lol: :lol: :lol:


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07 Dec 2006, 12:45 am

My cat's used kitty litter



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07 Dec 2006, 1:08 am

Used toliet paper :lol:


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07 Dec 2006, 1:11 am

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Used toliet paper :lol:

COOL! It's got a milk chocolate center!! !!

You get a booger.


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07 Dec 2006, 1:13 am

a vibrating butt-plug



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07 Dec 2006, 1:32 am

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07 Dec 2006, 1:38 am

A week-old dead cow under your bed :lol: :lol: :lol:


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07 Dec 2006, 3:15 am

A turkey baster filled with blood.


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07 Dec 2006, 3:18 am

The Eiffel tower in toenail clippings.


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07 Dec 2006, 3:22 am

The Eiffel Tower's cheap knockoff, the Eibbel Tower.


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07 Dec 2006, 3:33 am

A dried out beetle shell.


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07 Dec 2006, 3:47 am

A washed-up Beatle.

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07 Dec 2006, 5:59 am

A 52 hour duvet day with Yoko Ono giving you a monologue on aesthetics, waited on by Harold Sakata serving cabbage soup and peanuts.



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07 Dec 2006, 6:21 am

A one-way ticket to the scenic Tokyo slums.


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07 Dec 2006, 6:38 am

A dead stinky fish