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manalitwist
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05 Jun 2007, 3:39 pm

I am a c u n t

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Make mine a super frapalapi with double cream lots of Aspartame choc chip cookies a lump of lard and make it a big one

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05 Jun 2007, 4:46 pm

I hate running.

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05 Jun 2007, 4:47 pm

I have long hair that I wear in braids.

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05 Jun 2007, 5:01 pm

I do drugs.

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05 Jun 2007, 5:04 pm

Girls like me.

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05 Jun 2007, 5:05 pm

I smoke.

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05 Jun 2007, 5:36 pm

It doesn't annoy me when people use the word "random" inappropriately.

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05 Jun 2007, 10:41 pm

I am very tall and leggy.

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Hey little sister what have you done?
Hey little sister who?s the only one?

vandire
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05 Jun 2007, 11:05 pm

I am the sole cause of all squirrel in the universe.

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05 Jun 2007, 11:14 pm

vandire wrote:

I am the sole cause of all squirrel in the universe.

I have been looking for someone to blame, for years. damn you.

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Hey little sister what have you done?
Hey little sister who?s the only one?

vandire
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05 Jun 2007, 11:18 pm

You can try and damn me , but first, you must defeat my squirrel army!

...assuming, of course, they actually listen to orders for a change.

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05 Jun 2007, 11:22 pm

vandire wrote:

You can try and damn me , but first, you must defeat my squirrel army!

...assuming, of course, they actually listen to orders for a change.

lucky for me, I was born with anti-squirrel flesh..and I can swallow them whole.

bring it.

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Hey little sister what have you done?
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Sopho
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05 Jun 2007, 11:23 pm

i wish i was a sqirrel

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05 Jun 2007, 11:24 pm

crap
thats not a randlm lie soory.

i dont want to be a squrrel

vandire
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05 Jun 2007, 11:26 pm

willow wrote:

vandire wrote:

You can try and damn me , but first, you must defeat my squirrel army!

...assuming, of course, they actually listen to orders for a change.

lucky for me, I was born with anti-squirrel flesh..and I can swallow them whole.

bring it.

anti-squirrel flesh?

It seems my dastardly plan, (which up until this moment I was unaware of) has been foiled.

Maybe I should just throw a penguin at you, or something.

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05 Jun 2007, 11:30 pm

vandire wrote:

willow wrote:

vandire wrote:

You can try and damn me , but first, you must defeat my squirrel army!

...assuming, of course, they actually listen to orders for a change.

lucky for me, I was born with anti-squirrel flesh..and I can swallow them whole.

bring it.

anti-squirrel flesh?

It seems my dastardly plan, (which up until this moment I was unaware of) has been foiled.

Maybe I should just throw a penguin at you, or something.

mmmm..penguins.

<warms up the apricot sauce>

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Hey little sister what have you done?
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