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25 Oct 2018, 10:12 am

abort , abort

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Hypocrisy is the greatest luxury. Raise the double standard

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25 Oct 2018, 10:35 am

One is too many 1000 not enough

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25 Oct 2018, 11:08 am

One day at a time.

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25 Oct 2018, 11:10 am

What an order I can’t go through with it.

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25 Oct 2018, 1:40 pm

The balance of power.

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25 Oct 2018, 3:00 pm

Power & control are very addicting.

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26 Oct 2018, 12:56 am

SaveFerris wrote:

It wasn't the cough that carried him off, but the coffin they carried him off in.

that was a song by Bernard Breslaw, it came out in the 50s sometime.

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26 Oct 2018, 4:49 am

auntblabby wrote:

SaveFerris wrote:

It wasn't the cough that carried him off, but the coffin they carried him off in.

that was a song by Bernard Breslaw, it came out in the 50s sometime.

It something my mum said to me once that made laugh as well as this one

The cat crept into the crypt crapped and crept out again

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26 Oct 2018, 11:45 am

Just say no!

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26 Oct 2018, 1:09 pm

Talk the talk.

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26 Oct 2018, 4:38 pm

Talk to the hand, I forgot my puppet.

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26 Oct 2018, 7:47 pm

Drink like a fish.

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26 Oct 2018, 8:24 pm

He was a pieces working for scale.

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27 Oct 2018, 4:29 am

hotter than a snake's @$$

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27 Oct 2018, 8:44 am

A snake in the grass.

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27 Oct 2018, 9:22 am

Everyone’s a comedian.

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