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Nerd.


Parakeet or Cockatiel?

Parakeet.

Doughnuts don't have any nuts in them. What's up with that?

Like nuts and bolts expect made out of dough?


I'm I too literal in my thinking?

You might well be. You're here, after all

Do you give love a bad name?

Yeah I sorta do. I try not to find everything out about people I love anymore, it just creeps them out. Just let them tell me what they what. I don't have bad intention, but I have learned that people don't like background checks.

Where's the question? Oh well, why don't people like background checks?

Because they jump the gun and assumed you're up to something wrong.



If you had to choose between a job that pays $10,000 less than the cost of living, where you live, and going to college so you can get a job that pays above the cost of living where you choose to live, what would you choose?

I chose college!

What's the little green alien sitting on top of the 'e' thinking? (on Wrongplanet.net up there)

An Aspie of course! LOL!


If you were able to pick working with a manager that sits at a desk, and does nothing but gives orders, and one that actually does work too, who would you work with? (This question is more geared to fast food.)

The one who sits at the desk - so I could eat all the chocolate chip cookies I wanted with out him breathing down my neck.

What is a month of Sundays?

One of 28/365, 30/365, 31/365, 29/366, 30/366, 31/366 of a year. It depends on the month of sundays involved, and whether it is a leap year.

What becomes of a curled moustache?

People thinking you look like Hercule Poirot.



Which is more nutritious, a chocolate sundae or a caramel sundae?

Well, a chocolate nut sundae would be more NUTricious of course.



How do you know when you're going senile?

You don't but everyone else does.


If one flew over the coo coo's nest, how many flew over the loon's nest?

None. They've never made a movie about it, therefore it's never happened.

How come are all called "smileys"?

I don't know, they're really emotion-icons.



What's the difference between a sheep and a goat?