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07 Aug 2007, 11:47 am

Um, I like chasing girls around the chess board. But only when the wife is not looking.

Whatever happened to those annoying Hanson kids that were popular some years back?

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07 Aug 2007, 12:20 pm

They were/are too talented and wholesome for this foul world to accept.
http://www.hanson.net/site/hanson/page/16
Then:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk8Yo4pzhWs[/youtube]

Now:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPAeOlTvcmo[/youtube]

What's wrong with people?

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07 Aug 2007, 12:34 pm

They just think too much of themselves?

Why do kids ask the question, "Why?"?

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08 Aug 2007, 10:37 pm

Why not.

Why aren't monkeys purple?

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08 Aug 2007, 11:01 pm

Because, unless their surroundings were purple too, they would be more easily found and killed.

Why do step parents have less care for their step children than their own?

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08 Aug 2007, 11:03 pm

Law of nature.

What do you get if you cross a monkey and a warthog?

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08 Aug 2007, 11:08 pm

One of them dead in the act of crossing.

What is a mix of a cockatiel and a parakeet?

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08 Aug 2007, 11:11 pm

Dangerous

If roses are red and violets are blue, what is purple?

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08 Aug 2007, 11:16 pm

a postal rose.

Botany is to chemistry as economics is to_____?

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23 Aug 2007, 9:00 am

a big question from the 9 th of august

what is the big question of today?

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23 Aug 2007, 10:05 am

There are no big questions today. It's the International NT Smalltalk Day today, so there are only little questions like, how are your studies (there are also other things in life you know, what if my studies were brilliant, but the rest of my life sucked?), or do you get hot dinner everyday (why?!), or how many were in the city today (as if I ever counted....)

(Don't know if my answers to these questions really were aspie style, but they may be a bit rude, don't know...)

If NTs do smalltalk, do aspies do bigtalk then??

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23 Aug 2007, 12:49 pm

As per James Blunt: My life is brilliant, my studies suck .....

How much sleep is too much sleep?

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23 Aug 2007, 2:36 pm

There is no such thing as too much sleep.

Who's on first?

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23 Aug 2007, 3:13 pm

No, Who's on second, What's on first.

What was Dr Seuss's point in making all those weird stories? Do kids really need a megadose of fiction to understand morals? Doesn't that just confuse the poor kids and get them wound up in the meaningless details instead of comprehending a philosophical point?

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24 Aug 2007, 7:43 pm

Because he liked green eggs and ham!

Q: What is the main ingredient of porridge?

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24 Aug 2007, 8:12 pm

MONKEY BRAINS

Why are we posting on this thread?

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