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24 Aug 2007, 8:47 pm

So we don't die of boredom.

What happened here while I was gone?

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24 Aug 2007, 8:53 pm

People have been asking where you are - especially ?Richard or... the old guy on the ladder looking at books in a monastry...er

I have no idea what this discussion is about so I will ask

Where have you been?

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I think there must be some chronic learning disability that is so prevalent among NT's that it goes unnoticed by the "experts". Krex

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24 Aug 2007, 9:23 pm

Around the sun for 22 times.

How old is the notion of life on other planets?

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25 Aug 2007, 3:13 am

as old as green

what was your first thought this morning?

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25 Aug 2007, 3:21 am

lemon wrote:

as old as green

what was your first thought this morning?

"I need to use the restroom"

How long has it been since 1859 AD?

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25 Aug 2007, 5:08 am

That's easy. In 1859 AD, Charles Darwin published The Origin Of Species. So that's AD, and Darwin: two D's. According to Wikipedia, DD is "a common UNIX program whose primary purpose is the low-level copying and conversion of files." Get it? Copying and Conversion. That's two C's. C is the third letter in the alphabet. Three. So the answer to the question is: it's been three periods of time.

Why does it hurt when an elephant steps on your toe?

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25 Aug 2007, 5:33 am

Elephants have soft feet but still weigh a lot.

If a T-Rex is chasing you, you would...?

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25 Aug 2007, 7:32 am

fire an anti-tank missile at it to kill it.

What happens when a dinosaur is hurt?

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25 Aug 2007, 8:19 am

Other dinosaurs notice, and eat it.

If you were a cowboy, would you ride on a steel horse?

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25 Aug 2007, 9:08 am

no, it would scare the cattle

are the objects in the mirror really closer than they appear?

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25 Aug 2007, 2:16 pm

Yes. Chuck Norris says so.

Can woodchucks really chuck wood?

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25 Aug 2007, 2:25 pm

Yes otherwise they're chucked.

Am I a Parakeet or a Cockatiel?

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25 Aug 2007, 2:59 pm

i don't know, but i sure would like a cocktail

do you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain?

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25 Aug 2007, 3:17 pm

Rain yes, but I don't drink alcohol.

Pepsi or Cola?

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25 Aug 2007, 3:24 pm

Neither. They're bad for your teeth.

Aliens: threat or menace?

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25 Aug 2007, 3:26 pm

Menace

Aliens vs Predator?

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