WWF — Raw Is War
Only World Wildlife Foundation.

MC: Tonight on Monday Night Raw we have the undefeated champion of the Himalayas, the snow leopard facing off against the the challenger, the beloved panda bear.
The winner of this bout will go on to face the undisputed heavyweight champion of the world, the bengal tiger.
Snow leopard: He terk muh jawb!
Interviewer: He took your job?
Snow leopard:: Yeh, and... he terk muh girl!
Interviewer: But... he's a bamboo eating specialist and completely genetically incompatible with your girl. I'm not sure I follow entirely, but... you certainly sound worked up so I'm not going to ask any further questions.
Interviewer: Now, as for you, panda...
Panda: (lisping like Mike Tyson) I'm just here to prove that I'm just as much as a threat as the other bears. Just because I don't tear into moose doesn't mean I'm not capable of kicking some kitty ass.
MC: And now, due to popular demand we will forego our national anthem. Llllleeeetttttt'ssss ggeeeeetttttt rrrrrreadddyyyyy to rummmmbbllllleeeee.
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