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02 Jun 2022, 1:13 pm

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Why is bottled water more expensive than tap water?


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02 Jun 2022, 1:20 pm

Because bottled water contains dihydrogen oxide. ( H2O)

What do McD put in their burgers?


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02 Jun 2022, 1:24 pm

Special meanings, love and a lot of positive energy.

What ingredients do I need for an omlette?


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02 Jun 2022, 1:26 pm

One large ostrich egg, ten bay leaves, half a cup of Balsamic vinegar and 3 kg of salt all mixed and cooked on a very high heat for 3 hours.

How can I make my car go faster?


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02 Jun 2022, 1:34 pm

Sacrifice a black rooster to it. Each sacrifice increases the max speed by 3.72%.

What's wrong with socks and sandals?


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02 Jun 2022, 2:38 pm

Nothing. The socks will look great on your cat. Toss the sandals though.

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02 Jun 2022, 4:11 pm

Stop hiding pork chops in them.

How do I get grease stains out of my shirt.



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02 Jun 2022, 4:15 pm

Firstly wear a bib when eating greasy burgers, for the existing stains, leave the shirt in soak in concentrated caustic soda for a week and the stains will be gone.

How do I use chopsticks?


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02 Jun 2022, 5:37 pm

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Where does one dump industrial wastes?


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03 Jun 2022, 3:14 am

Give us your home address and we'll arrange delivery. :P

How to cure procrastination?


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03 Jun 2022, 3:53 am

You know, I started researching it and it's really interesting topic! I must know everything on it before I go hang my laundry!

Why did my daughter's hamster die?


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03 Jun 2022, 4:00 am

More to the point did you tell her what the delicious meat was in your stew?

What should I wear to go out into the rain today?


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03 Jun 2022, 4:32 am

Iron chainmail.

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03 Jun 2022, 4:38 am

Move to the Arctic.

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03 Jun 2022, 4:45 am

Set the whole neighbourhood on fire.

Why is there sand on my coach?


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03 Jun 2022, 4:49 am

Your personal fitness coach has been on the beach and is now sitting on your couch. :P

Why does my dog keep scratching himself?


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