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Why is bottled water more expensive than tap water?

Because bottled water contains dihydrogen oxide. ( H2O)

What do McD put in their burgers?

Special meanings, love and a lot of positive energy.

What ingredients do I need for an omlette?

One large ostrich egg, ten bay leaves, half a cup of Balsamic vinegar and 3 kg of salt all mixed and cooked on a very high heat for 3 hours.

How can I make my car go faster?

Sacrifice a black rooster to it. Each sacrifice increases the max speed by 3.72%.

What's wrong with socks and sandals?

Nothing. The socks will look great on your cat. Toss the sandals though.



How do I stop my dog chewing my slippers?

Stop hiding pork chops in them.

How do I get grease stains out of my shirt.

Firstly wear a bib when eating greasy burgers, for the existing stains, leave the shirt in soak in concentrated caustic soda for a week and the stains will be gone.

How do I use chopsticks?

Like this:



Where does one dump industrial wastes?

Gained Number Post Count (1).
Lose Time (n).

Lose more time here - Updates at least once a week.

Give us your home address and we'll arrange delivery.

How to cure procrastination?

You know, I started researching it and it's really interesting topic! I must know everything on it before I go hang my laundry!

Why did my daughter's hamster die?

More to the point did you tell her what the delicious meat was in your stew?

What should I wear to go out into the rain today?

Iron chainmail.

How to cope with a heat wave?

Move to the Arctic.



How to cope with a noisy neighbour?

Set the whole neighbourhood on fire.

Why is there sand on my coach?

Your personal fitness coach has been on the beach and is now sitting on your couch.

Why does my dog keep scratching himself?