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04 Jun 2022, 6:01 am

Install a door and use her as a fridge.

What's the best about buying a parrot?

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04 Jun 2022, 9:42 am

It will poop all over everything.

My stove caught fire. What's the best way to put it out?

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04 Jun 2022, 10:06 am

Just make use of the extra flames to cook some marshmallows. It will go out itself eventually.

How do I get rid of unwanted visitors to the door?

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04 Jun 2022, 10:24 am

Hiss at them like Hannibal Lector.

What should I cook tonight?

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04 Jun 2022, 11:03 am

Asbestos. With oats.

How do clouds form?

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04 Jun 2022, 11:18 am

Clouds are Care Bear farts.

Why do stars twinkle?

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04 Jun 2022, 11:20 am

Because there's a band of little girls who sing "twinkle, twinkle little star" 24/7. If they ever stopped, the universe would collapse.

What animals are best for pets?

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04 Jun 2022, 11:27 am

Alligators are great and very affectionate and you can keep them in the bath.

What should I do about the mole problem?

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04 Jun 2022, 11:41 am

Instead of concealers, just put more melanin all over your skin to match the color of the moles instead.

The same can be said with someone's yard or field -- by bathing the whole ground with grey like sludge so one won't have to see any moles popping up anymore.

What's the best position and place to meditate?

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04 Jun 2022, 11:59 am

Lie flat face down in a public toilet.

How can I stop the baby crying noisily?

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04 Jun 2022, 12:05 pm

Stop giving electroshocks to them.

How to make my kids appear on time for dinner?

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04 Jun 2022, 12:15 pm

Summon them with a demonic ritual. Preferably with stolen green blood.

Same question.

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04 Jun 2022, 12:22 pm

Unlock the basement door.

How do I get my finicky cat to eat?

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04 Jun 2022, 12:27 pm

Cat to eat... :chef: Roast him.

Same question.

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04 Jun 2022, 1:16 pm

Just tell him "YOU ARE GONNA EAT YOUR FOOD AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!! !"

What's the point of having a healthbar in a game if all the enemies can kill you in one hit?

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04 Jun 2022, 1:29 pm

You can grab the healthbar and hit the enemies with it.

Why does my pencil need sharpening?

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