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14 Nov 2023, 12:36 pm

At least there was beans in my tin tonight. I thought I'd picked up a tin of tomato soup by mistake last week.


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14 Nov 2023, 1:36 pm

You're lucky to get a till operator these days


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14 Nov 2023, 1:50 pm

Some of the clothes you see people wearing on television shows have never been in fashion nor will they ever be.


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14 Nov 2023, 2:58 pm

Thoughts pass through your mind at an incredible rate


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14 Nov 2023, 3:03 pm

babybird wrote:
Thoughts pass through your mind at an incredible rate

About the same speed as a fly’s ass goes through its head when it hits a windscreen on a motorway :D



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14 Nov 2023, 11:53 pm

I wore a Cockney cap and a Union Jack as a scarf to Stepping Stones today. I've been thinking about experimenting since dumbass Trudeau knowing invited a Nazi into The House of Commons. I can't even be myself anymore.


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15 Nov 2023, 2:59 am

the best laid plans of mice and men,
well....there's always something else isn't it,
paperwork? forget that
some idiots' dog attacked the flock, good luck with finding and curing that,
as the vet said, put some of this on the wounds and bitten off ears,
yeah yeah its not that they are in panic overdrive & rather jump any fence



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15 Nov 2023, 10:27 am

If I didn't watch MeTv that January night in 2016, I'd still have The Kinks for an avatar. I lost my heart to television and music hasn't been the same for me since than.

I fell a slave to television. If I were a Willy Wonka character, I would be Mike TeeVee.


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15 Nov 2023, 12:04 pm

I've never fancied rock cake


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15 Nov 2023, 1:28 pm

At least I didn't fart when I was lay on the dentist's chair


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15 Nov 2023, 2:28 pm

I'll see if Sainsbury's Double Deckers are bigger than Aldi's


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15 Nov 2023, 2:30 pm

I'll be surprised if they're any f*****g smaller


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15 Nov 2023, 2:56 pm

I suppose it's childlike of me really to always think I deserve a prize


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15 Nov 2023, 4:08 pm

*Gives BB a participation award*



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15 Nov 2023, 4:21 pm

Cheese should be free


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15 Nov 2023, 4:27 pm

I just can see no real reason for seagulls


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