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She's Duke Nukem! I do have to second her comment...I hear the second times the charm anyway.

I've heard people say that you lack charm.

Lacking charm? I have ten on my bracelet right now-- whatever do you mean?

I've heard people say that you are two short of a dozen.

Who's too short?

Dormice are charmingly petite, while the Spring Temple Buddha, being one of the largest statues in the world, is rather, ummmm, big.

Would not the imposing size alone have been a disappointment to Siddhartha Gautama himself,who attained his connection to The Divine in simple silence, sitting under a tree?

Therefore, small and subtle is more admirable than large and ostentatious.

Sylkat

I bow to the divine wisdom of the Buddhamster.

Hey, I'm trying to hear Sylkat's parables over here... and Aesop gets all the credit nowadays...

A rapper who claims to be or to have been a pimp?

Isn't that a cassic cliche'.....refer to Ice-T.

Sylkat

Many rappers claim that they were or still are gangstas, but not pimps necessarily. Too $hort is the only really famous rapper I can think of that talks about being a "pimp" constantly.

I thought your favourite singer was Seal.

no, he likes to neal

You're admitting to being "funny looking" with your sig.

You envy everyone else on this thread because when you went in to a nail salon and requested a mani/pedi, they took one look at your flippers and laughed!

Sylkat

Speciesist! Picking on another animal just because he has flippers and not a prehensile tail.

Dear Enlightened But Rude One, The resident Argumentative Seal's lack of finger and toe nails caused Great amusement amongst the staff of a beauty salon.

I presume that you resent my bringing up the incident because you don't like being reminded of a similar reaction when you went in and requested a permanent.

Sylkat