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09 Aug 2006, 12:34 pm

muchacha wrote:

BTW - the dog is called a heeler not a healer.

*rolls eyes* (not sure why)

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09 Aug 2006, 12:42 pm

Scrapheap wrote:

Hey!!, that was a good one!! !

Thanks, Scr'eap.

muchacha wrote:

Has anyone ever actually tried living on cabbage and Guinness?

Doubt it. Be sure and read the environmental warnings associated with methane accumulation before attempting a cabbage and Guinness diet.

Does cabbage get better with age?

(I hope I didn't make any brain twypos this time.)

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09 Aug 2006, 2:28 pm

Only when their put into dolls.

Is it possible, if someone had two brains, that they'd have Multiple Personality Disorder?

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09 Aug 2006, 2:39 pm

No, they'd be bi-polar right!!

Why is there no such thing as a free lunch??

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09 Aug 2006, 3:52 pm

Same reason there's no such thing as a free breakfast or dinner.

Has anyone ever been prosecuted for removing the label from a mattress?

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09 Aug 2006, 4:47 pm

Not me.

Are there differences between Mod Brains and Hippie Brains?

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09 Aug 2006, 5:02 pm

Maybe, but I can't taste it.

Why are people so unkind?

(sorry that question is kind of lost on anyone outside Australia)

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09 Aug 2006, 8:51 pm

People like watching too many American football games.

What would happen if all the governments in the world made their money edible?

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09 Aug 2006, 9:19 pm

We'd be living in a Money-Free society.

Will I ever be over the demise of the Routemaster?

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09 Aug 2006, 11:44 pm

Not untill you buy your own and convert it into a motor home.

What does it take to find the "One"??

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10 Aug 2006, 5:52 am

It's simple 5 - 3 = 1 no thats not right! I suck at math!

What are hotdogs made out off?

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10 Aug 2006, 1:04 pm

same thing as cold dogs--they just live in a warmer climate.

Why are food manufacturers hiding what their products really contain?

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10 Aug 2006, 2:13 pm

Would you buy "Processed Cow Butthole"??

How many Aspies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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10 Aug 2006, 3:23 pm

We can all get together and have a Lightbulb contest to see who's the fastest.

Why do so many of us have Family Issues?

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10 Aug 2006, 4:17 pm

because they have a subscribtion

whhy do people think scary things are fun

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10 Aug 2006, 10:11 pm

As with male testosterone, adrenaline rushes don't discriminate between Aspies and NTs. :lol:

If the moon isn't made of cheese, then what IS it made of? :roll: :wink:

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