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One-Winged-Angel
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19 Oct 2006, 6:48 pm

You smell like a rotting corpse.

I wish I had cheat codes for my new video game.


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19 Oct 2006, 8:50 pm

granted, you hacked into the government computer system and stole the CHEAT codes for operation NEWVIDEOGAME.

i wish my feet weren't so cold but not burning up.


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19 Oct 2006, 8:55 pm

You don't have feet anymore.

I wish I had more cheat codes.


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20 Oct 2006, 12:54 am

Granted, you got Barbie's videogames cheat codes

I wish I would have a real chocobo



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20 Oct 2006, 1:23 am

Granted!! But it gives you herpies.

I wish I knew what a chocobo is.


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20 Oct 2006, 1:29 am

Granted. You star in a documentary about the chocobo, which fails miserably at the box office, causing you to be the laughingstock of Hollywood.

I wish I hadn't eaten that milk that had turned green.


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20 Oct 2006, 11:25 am

The milk is purple now.

I wish SamuraiSaxen didn't get herpes from a chocobo. That makes her seem like Red Mage.


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20 Oct 2006, 11:39 pm

I would like to become an NT
(with the option of returning it back to the wish granter if I am not satisfied with it)



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20 Oct 2006, 11:45 pm

Although life is much worse, you do not return it because it would be impolite.

I wish I killed Aerith before she could finish praying.


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20 Oct 2006, 11:47 pm

Nothing happens, you didn't say 'I wish'.

I wish my chain was made of Platinum not silver.



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21 Oct 2006, 12:05 am

Would you like a big diamond pendant on it too?

I wish I could think of imaginative wishes



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21 Oct 2006, 12:42 am

Wish granted but you can make any more wishes. 8O

I wish I didn't do that.



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21 Oct 2006, 12:44 am

You didn't, but I traveled back in time to make sure you did, which means that you still did it.

I wish I had a new video game.


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21 Oct 2006, 12:46 am

Granted, but it's a Barbie game.

I wish to be just like Barbie, when I grow up.



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21 Oct 2006, 12:49 am

You end up just like all those Barbie dolls that got their heads torn off.

Why am I so obsessed with Garlic?


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21 Oct 2006, 12:50 am

Wrong thread OWA this is corrupted wish not ask a stupid question!!

Minus 15 yards, repeat the down!!