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Merry Christmas! There will be more banshees because we have more jobs for them here and no one else wants to scream on the roof of a stranger. Also, they make nice Santa Claus substitutes.

ADDITION:
[This is the rude thread. What was I thinking? We shall just have to assume that the above was intended as sarcasm somehow.]

Dear kevin, BRILLIANT IDEA!! ! A Banshee dressed as a Santa, at a mall, little kids placed on her lap, then she emits unearthly screeches and howls out the names of the soon-to-be-inhumed? (And probably, how they will die)

Worthy of a Discworld novel.

If Discworld had malls. Anyhow, Happy Christmas, WrongPlanet.....Sylkat

very smart people are like an oasis,
in a mind field filled with dirt.

very smart people always wish to be,
those who "thought of it first"

but very smart people who acclaim themselves,
never can assert...

anything that is meaningful to me......

so with whimsy they prefer to flirt.

See, I knew I had a great idea! (The problem is that we don't know how many banshees there are and why one of them is a Mr. Ixolite.)

Euh.. You robot imitator!

Sykat and Kevin, you are TERRIBLE at being rude. And b9, your poetry is execrable.

The little yellow bird is jealous?

Indeed, the little yellow bird wishes it had been the one to have released a noisy bad-tempered Banshee to spawn in an unsuspecting American neighborhood.

As well, the Amber Avian only dreams of the day it could rival Shakespeare with its own rhymes.

Sylkat.

Danmac, Macdan, veritably rude,
Bawdy and tawdry, lewd and crude.
B9, B9, most of all benign,
Thinks in nothing more than half x cosine [sic].
O Kevin, Kevin, how noticed I,
Make thou debaters to turn and sigh.
Melvin, O Melvin, O Umber Bird,
Knew thou that resembles old curd?
Sylkat, Sylkat, malevolent,
But in your rudeness, not insolent!

[NOT Shakespearean, but intended in a sing-song intonation reminiscent of the stereotypical minstrel]

Dear kevin, Sylkat is not malevolent, merely observant and amusingly subtle. Oh, forgot to be rude again, so here's one of my favorites:

Act your age, not your shoe size.

Sylkat

Sylkat, I am no more a little yellow bird than you are.....well...nothing!
Raincheck on the rudeness, today. My head aches.

....too rude. i deleted it.

Coward!

Dear kevin, I must re-read Reaper Man; I don't remember that! Anyhow, I just figured out why you are encouraging the Banshees to breed; you are going to send a busload of them to the remaining 'Occupy' locations, just to see how fast the protest finds itself over, right? You are SUCH a subtle, sweet person! Sylkat

For that purpose, sending all the C.M.O.T. Dibblers would be much more efficient and lucrative. The Dibblers will be happy because of the profit, the people will literally be off the streets, and the banshee breeding costs will be recovered. Everyone will win, especially if someone selling torches and pitchforks accompanies the Dibblers. You really should try overthinking!

Dear Kevin, I have thought this over, and decided you are a genius, and that your plan MUST be followed. I will let you and certain devious others who may insist on participating supply the torches, pitchforks, and Dibblers, I shall be busy leasing many, many pay Porta-Potties for the event...in anticipation of those foolish enough to actually EAT one of C.M.O.T.'s creations!

I'll be rich!

Sylkat

Next, we'll establish multiple Thieves' Guilds and have a President from the spectrum to tax them! Muahahahaha!

Don't forget that C.M.O.T.'s special skill is selling the same dreadful excuse for food TWICE. Maybe we can push it to thrice! Muahahahahahaha! (But still keep the Dibblers poor enough to sell the assorted creations and away from any studios or possibly magic-linked money sources)