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greyhelium
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07 Dec 2006, 9:54 am

a rocket to the face


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07 Dec 2006, 10:00 am

Free tickets for life to the Geroge Bush JR presidential library.



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07 Dec 2006, 10:01 am

a job teaching GWB grammar


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07 Dec 2006, 10:20 am

A poorly preserved stuffed animal.


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07 Dec 2006, 12:41 pm

A sculpture Of Pres. Bush, made out of elephant poop.


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07 Dec 2006, 12:47 pm

1,0001 cans of Spam!



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07 Dec 2006, 1:49 pm

A lifetime supply of car wax.


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07 Dec 2006, 3:03 pm

Whistler's The Gentle Art of Making Enemies


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07 Dec 2006, 3:07 pm

A...Wait for it...





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07 Dec 2006, 3:15 pm

a bag of shrunken chicken heads



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07 Dec 2006, 11:13 pm

A fur coat with the blood still on it.


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07 Dec 2006, 11:16 pm

a bloody gun*places in your hands* and there's your fingerprints...

by the way a Big Tony wants to thank you


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07 Dec 2006, 11:46 pm

A murder victim under your bed


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07 Dec 2006, 11:48 pm

ballerina costume


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07 Dec 2006, 11:57 pm

A ku klux klan costume and tickets to a blues festival.


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Did you say that wasn't proper? Did you march out on the track?
You were quiet, just like mice. And now you say that we're not nice.
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08 Dec 2006, 12:07 am

every season of the OC that is out right now(okay, i don't like the OC...)


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