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03 Oct 2017, 9:54 pm

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Surely computers were around in Biblical times. Didn't Adam have an apple?

And the Lord provided the RAM!

And Eve gave Cain and Abel a mouse

That doesn't work because AFAIK that didn't happen in the Bible.

But in Genesis the Lord actually does provide Abraham with a "ram" (the animal) to sacrifice on an alter (like Adam and Eve had an apple/Apple).

Hence the dumbness of the quote :wink:

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03 Oct 2017, 10:00 pm

I need to find a leprechaun and mug him for his gold so I can be rich

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07 Oct 2017, 5:53 am

How come the sun fades objects but not people?

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13 Oct 2017, 9:51 pm

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14 Oct 2017, 8:58 am

Romeo and Juliet is such a dumb play. I mean, the idea of "true, eternal love" was totally copied from Twilight!

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14 Oct 2017, 9:54 am

why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

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14 Oct 2017, 9:58 am

Is smoking is so bad for you, why was it ever invented?

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14 Oct 2017, 4:13 pm

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and you can fool all of the people some of the time, but people make fools out of themselves most of the time.

I really don't think that's a dumb quote, in fact I think it's pretty clever. But I didn't know where else to post it.

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15 Oct 2017, 3:16 am

^^^that's not so dumb after all :wtg:

why can't "molecules" be spelt "mollickyools"?

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16 Oct 2017, 3:06 pm

Does chocolate milk come from brown cows?

Me: Yes, and chocolate eggs are laid by brown hens. :roll:

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16 Oct 2017, 3:07 pm

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16 Oct 2017, 9:39 pm

is it true, that black is black?

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17 Oct 2017, 2:50 am

My baby was born on the 13th, I hope his birthday never falls on a Friday in his life.

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17 Oct 2017, 5:48 am

Being born on the 29th of February must mean that you only age every four years

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17 Oct 2017, 8:30 am

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17 Oct 2017, 5:37 pm

is high fidelity the same thing as monogamy?

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