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03 Nov 2005, 8:13 am

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... and the boy, with a tear in his eye, went to the doctors to get it checked out. The next day...


..the newly-Elf'ed Agent Smith woke up, put his feet on the floor, and screamed because...



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03 Nov 2005, 10:26 am

...he liked screaming, he found it very relaxing.
Unfortunately his head fell off...



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03 Nov 2005, 11:06 am

...it rolled down the steps. ThumpThumpThump it went.



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03 Nov 2005, 11:13 am

The cast of Survivor saw the head, reached for their forks and enjoyed their Meal.



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03 Nov 2005, 11:15 am

Unfortantly, the suriviors all contracted mad cow from this, and. . .


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03 Nov 2005, 11:18 am

They started acting all bitchy and crazy...Like Mad Cows...



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03 Nov 2005, 4:11 pm

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They started acting all bitchy and crazy...Like Mad Cows...


...and started mooing and trying to jump over the moon. Seeing this, Sumo Pope...



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03 Nov 2005, 4:16 pm

Did desireth a hamburger. . .


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05 Nov 2005, 9:53 am

... but it was tainted with the blood of a virgin from Inglewood. Sarah Foster was a...



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05 Nov 2005, 12:29 pm

...variety of flowering cactus, seen covered in dust in cheap hotels. This encourages patrons to drink more, because...


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05 Nov 2005, 1:37 pm

...looking at it gives you that urge to drink beer at noon on Tuesday and...


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05 Nov 2005, 2:44 pm

...oh my god! my tie's on fire!...



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05 Nov 2005, 2:50 pm

Quick! Get some water for that tie!
Oh no! That's not water it's...



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05 Nov 2005, 6:41 pm

Sodium Chloride!! ! (Yes I know, it's part of the joke...)



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07 Nov 2005, 3:04 am

This therefore caused that tie to be ruined.


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07 Nov 2005, 8:52 am

Railroad ties?


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