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Place it amongst the timbers in your house, it might distract the termites into eating it instead of demolishing your home.

What should I do with my old bicycle?

Plant it in the dirt and water it so it grows new bicycles.

Why did the Ancient Egyptians build the pyramids?

It was humans that built them, not aliens.

They just randomly tossed stones and it happened.

How to become a good gardener?

Just toss seeds on the ground and let nature do the rest. (I wish)

How to become faster at the 100 metre sprint?

Get a rabid cheetah to chase after you.


How can I become rich overnight?

Rob a bank, but be prepared to become very poor very quickly and have a cellmate named Bob.

How should I pick this week's lottery numbers?

Buy enough tickets to pick all the possible combinations.

What's your inner creature?

You... Apparently.


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I'm a vegetable, I don't have an inner animal.

What is your favourite Sci-fi film?

50 Shades of Grey

What weight would be healthy for me?

120 - 130kg. Try to stay below 150kg.

How do we eliminate obesity?

Release a virus that kills all plants and animals. Job done.

How do we stop war?

Give lots of money, land, love and Nobel Peace Prize to the countries in conflict. Then they will be happy and stop the war. Everyone's happy!

How do we clean a microwave oven?

Make sure it's plugged into the mains....fill up your bathtub then jump inside with it. You will both come out sparkly clean.

Why don't rainbows last forever?

Unicorns harvest the rainbows.

When will it rain next?