Temeraire wrote:
Not only did I pay a large bill yesterday by mistake - it was already covered.
Today I turned up at the doctors a day early - I thought it was Friday today.

Much better than forgetting to pay the bill at all or turning up to your appointment the day after or sitting at an emergency dentist appointment for 40 mins only to be told you are at the wrong dentist and have missed your appointment
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