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26 Jan 2018, 7:17 am

Thank you very much CloudClimber, I have a feeling I am going to need luck this week the way my brain is malfunctioning. Perhaps I can go to China and get one of those head transplants they will be attempting?

Mr Ferris, I will have to replace it with something else - something a bit more upbeat to help get me through the day. :?: :)



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26 Jan 2018, 12:30 pm

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Give that pillow some head.


Is there anything wrong with that? :P

If its consensual anyway, my pillow always consents, my pillow loves me 8)




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26 Jan 2018, 3:12 pm

I fell asleep yesterday afternoon and didn't wake up until around 5 this morning.

And I missed dinner. :-x


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26 Jan 2018, 3:19 pm

Healthy food is cheaper than junk food.



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26 Jan 2018, 4:44 pm

I managed to get through the day without any serious mistakes - yay!

How is everyone this evening?

Got any funny jokes or stories?



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26 Jan 2018, 4:45 pm

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I fell asleep yesterday afternoon and didn't wake up until around 5 this morning.

And I missed dinner. :-x


Well good morning sleepy head



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26 Jan 2018, 4:54 pm

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I fell asleep yesterday afternoon and didn't wake up until around 5 this morning.

And I missed dinner. :-x


Are you having a love affair with your pillow?



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26 Jan 2018, 4:57 pm

Temeraire wrote:
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I fell asleep yesterday afternoon and didn't wake up until around 5 this morning.

And I missed dinner. :-x


Are you having a love affair with your pillow?


It was all that talking about giving pillow head



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26 Jan 2018, 5:03 pm

CloudClimber wrote:
Temeraire wrote:
Raleigh wrote:
I fell asleep yesterday afternoon and didn't wake up until around 5 this morning.

And I missed dinner. :-x


Are you having a love affair with your pillow?


It was all that talking about giving pillow head


It was always gonna be a self-fulfilling prophecy....... :lol:



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26 Jan 2018, 5:29 pm

Temeraire wrote:

Got any funny jokes or stories?


funny is subjective so I will post something that I think is funny

Vegans believe meat eaters and butchers are gross.

But those who sell you fruits and vegetables are grocer.


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26 Jan 2018, 5:31 pm

Temeraire wrote:
CloudClimber wrote:
Temeraire wrote:
Raleigh wrote:
I fell asleep yesterday afternoon and didn't wake up until around 5 this morning.

And I missed dinner. :-x


Are you having a love affair with your pillow?


It was all that talking about giving pillow head


It was always gonna be a self-fulfilling prophecy....... :lol:


Blimey! all this pillow talk without afterglow is making me blush :oops: :P


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26 Jan 2018, 5:39 pm

I just watched a poo transplant procedure - which hypothetically could help autism - crazy


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26 Jan 2018, 5:42 pm

SaveFerris wrote:
Temeraire wrote:

Got any funny jokes or stories?


funny is subjective so I will post something that I think is funny

Vegans believe meat eaters and butchers are gross.

But those who sell you fruits and vegetables are grocer.


I now picture you looking like Jimmy Carr (with a huge beard).



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26 Jan 2018, 5:43 pm

ZZZTired wrote:
Healthy food is cheaper than junk food.


Please PM what you said in the blatant lie thread , I'm really nosy and curious


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26 Jan 2018, 5:44 pm

Temeraire wrote:
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Temeraire wrote:

Got any funny jokes or stories?


funny is subjective so I will post something that I think is funny

Vegans believe meat eaters and butchers are gross.

But those who sell you fruits and vegetables are grocer.


I now picture you looking like Jimmy Carr (with a huge beard).


There are similarities - I've had problem with my taxes :lol:


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26 Jan 2018, 6:00 pm

I'm chatty today


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