Temeraire wrote:
dragonsanddemons wrote:
Temeraire wrote:
Kuraudo7777 wrote:
Boo wants to play.
My furry friend is sleeping off her evening meal.
Problem is that she takes up so much of the sofa when she really stretches out.
My bottom is on the edge of the seat as I type.

I slept in a double bed instead of a single with my dog for the first time last night. He promptly splayed out across the head of the bed, leaving me about six inches of space

Yeah mine does that.
I have to push her across to get in.
She always seems to prefer my spot.
It's like pushing a heavy doughnut across as she doesn't move an inch.
I also get the donkey kick if she wants me to get up to make her food.
Yeah, I tried shoving him over, and he wouldn't budge. He weighs a little over seventy pounds - I can't really make him move if he doesn't want to. He smacks me in the face with a paw (and hard) if I'm not getting up when he wants his breakfast. But I love him anyway
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