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28 Apr 2012, 3:34 am

No one showed me anything this morning that made me laugh lots.

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28 Apr 2012, 7:21 am

I am the stair way to heaven...
no wait, I am the escalator to heaven...
no wait... let's pause and think about this for a moment...
I am the paws that jumps up and leaves dirty paw marks on your clothes
and claws scratchs all over you after it's eaten poo and rolled in poo
and then you crouch down and let the dog lick you in the mouth and thank it for being so obedient

I love dogs!
and their owners!

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28 Apr 2012, 7:56 am

I'm not worried about anything or anyone.

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28 Apr 2012, 11:28 am

Puffins enjoy playing football.

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28 Apr 2012, 1:36 pm

Cats enjoy playing soccer.

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28 Apr 2012, 4:12 pm

Cats actually prefer playing paintball.

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29 Apr 2012, 2:55 am

Happiness is what you have around you....

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29 Apr 2012, 6:20 am

I will do it tomorrow

I PROMISE!

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29 Apr 2012, 8:17 am

Cats also enjoy playing snooker, but only when it's raining outside so they can't go paintballing.

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29 Apr 2012, 2:11 pm

I am very happy with the school for putting in a course that I didn't list as my alternate, that has a strict teacher, that I don't want to take.

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29 Apr 2012, 3:15 pm

all_white wrote:

:?

No they don't.

I've never seen one doing that.

Darn, rumbled.

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29 Apr 2012, 5:51 pm

I will remember, really. :roll:

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29 Apr 2012, 6:32 pm

Life.

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30 Apr 2012, 1:13 am

My mudkip is about to evolve. I either stop playing with him, or end up with a big stupid marshtomp. I don't know what to do.

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30 Apr 2012, 6:52 am

saw that coming

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30 Apr 2012, 7:01 am

I had hamburgers for breakfast.

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