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20 Jan 2013, 6:56 am

You tell everybody that you're a "model" because you're always getting a cheap high from inhaling model-glue fumes.



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20 Jan 2013, 9:50 am

I just invented a new glue using seal skin........come here boy!


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20 Jan 2013, 11:36 am

How are you planning to use your glue.....you have no hands!

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20 Jan 2013, 12:22 pm

How can you see he's got no hands - your eyes are closed.


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20 Jan 2013, 12:41 pm

Says the person h his third eye closed!


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20 Jan 2013, 1:28 pm

Says the individual with empty eye sockets......

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20 Jan 2013, 2:30 pm

I can find you by your talking, since you never shut up.


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20 Jan 2013, 3:59 pm

Hostile aliens are using your loud voice as a "homing-beacon" to find the Earth's location in the Milky Way Galaxy.



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20 Jan 2013, 5:02 pm

Venger wrote:
Hostile aliens are using your loud voice as a "homing-beacon" to find the Earth's location in the Milky Way Galaxy.


I don't know why but I'm tempted to play 8-ball with your eyes.



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20 Jan 2013, 5:05 pm

The hostile aliens arrived a long time ago...the teddy bear is proof. Did Ted pay well at least?


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20 Jan 2013, 8:40 pm

Ah.

From the Planet of Cranky Teddy Bears?

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20 Jan 2013, 8:53 pm

Sylkat wrote:
Ah.

From the Planet of Cranky Teddy Bears?

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Where we eat dormice like popcorn.



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20 Jan 2013, 9:43 pm

Rascal77s wrote:
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Ah.

From the Planet of Cranky Teddy Bears?

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Where we eat dormice like popcorn.


It's called that because every bear on your home planet is high on Crank(meth) all day everyday including you.



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20 Jan 2013, 9:53 pm

Venger wrote:
Rascal77s wrote:
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Ah.

From the Planet of Cranky Teddy Bears?

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Where we eat dormice like popcorn.


It's called that because every bear on your home planet is high on Crank(meth) all day everyday including you.


Brilliant. Being high on meth every day would explain why bears hibernate.



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20 Jan 2013, 10:33 pm

Explains why your teeth are rotted.



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21 Jan 2013, 1:25 am

Might explain the rude attitudes of MANY individuals here.

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