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Rascal77s
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21 Jan 2013, 1:46 am

Sylkat wrote:
Might explain the rude attitudes of MANY individuals here.

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Not you since you have no teeth.



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21 Jan 2013, 3:59 am

Actually your hands look rotten too. lol



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21 Jan 2013, 4:01 am

Says the seal whose head is his only body part not decomposed.


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21 Jan 2013, 4:12 am

You're the one that was born in 1200 AD.



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21 Jan 2013, 4:19 am

I've heard others say that you must have been born yesterday. :P


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21 Jan 2013, 4:35 am

Perhaps Venger belongs in the Children's Forum, then.

Or does WP have a Newborn Aspie section?

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21 Jan 2013, 7:39 am

WP doesn't have Newborn Aspie section, nor a section for rodents... however, I've got a mouse trap that looks like it would accommodate you. :P


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21 Jan 2013, 12:16 pm

How about you find an isolated, obscure monastery and go meditate there for a couple hundred years.

No Internet allowed, to distract you!

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21 Jan 2013, 12:35 pm

I tried that but a pesky rodent kept nibbling on my robe while I was meditating. :evil:


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21 Jan 2013, 2:54 pm

That's when you sprinkle a pollen trail through the evil woods back to the colorful, irresistable internet hub. :wink:



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21 Jan 2013, 7:15 pm

Pollen trails only attract bees.

I am doubtful that hidden Tibetan monasteries have beehives.

That incessant buzzing would disrupt the chanting.

And that would be considered appallingly rude.

And we cannot have any of that on this thread!

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22 Jan 2013, 12:28 am

My mistake...it' s just that your face seemed a little powdery up there. You must really like butter. :P



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22 Jan 2013, 1:38 am

Is your new avatar trying ( and failing) to look like Buzz Lightyear?

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22 Jan 2013, 11:05 am

Only if I can repeat the same catchphrase ad nauseum and make millions...



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22 Jan 2013, 1:58 pm

The only thing you'll "make millions" of is germs.



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22 Jan 2013, 2:51 pm

If she had kept her protective helmet on, like she was supposed to, she would not have inhaled all those alien germs.

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