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03 May 2012, 1:20 pm

EnglishJess wrote:

The weather is doing exaclty what I want it to.

I am not worried about the weather right now.

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03 May 2012, 4:26 pm

GhostBusters III will come out someday.

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03 May 2012, 4:28 pm

I just officially won the "last poster wins" thread. It's been locked.

I'm so happy.

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03 May 2012, 4:35 pm

Just after I won the National Lottery, I funded my own Time Machine. I was then able to go back in time and Kick Adolf Hitler in the face. I then hopped back in my time machine and travelled forward a few years to meet Simon Cowell's Father. I showed him videos of The X Factor and he promptly had a vasectomy.

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03 May 2012, 5:27 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:

I'm a vegan.

Me too!

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03 May 2012, 5:29 pm

My mom does not want to see The Avengers on Mothers Day weekend.

Instead, she wants to see The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel because she mistakes
Judi Dench for Helen Mirren.

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03 May 2012, 5:39 pm

The Monkees is not my favourite TV show.

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03 May 2012, 7:10 pm

Charlie Sheen is a great role model.

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03 May 2012, 8:05 pm

Lindsay Lohan is even more talented than Helen Mirren.

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03 May 2012, 8:58 pm

I like being edited around here.

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03 May 2012, 9:46 pm

Cheese has enabled bats to fly underwater for years

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03 May 2012, 10:14 pm

The Dwarves of the Koom Valley have milked bats for many years. The cheese made from bat milk is said to be unlike anything else.
Including Octous Milk Cheese.

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03 May 2012, 10:16 pm

Toasters don't toast toast. Toast toast toast.

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03 May 2012, 10:41 pm

Strawberries are green and peas are red.

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04 May 2012, 4:36 am

Cheese juice contains more than half the daily requirement of vitamins and minerals for proper nutrition. A half a glass a day will increase life span more than 9%.

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04 May 2012, 6:04 am

Penguins own the only known supplies of stripey paint, which they use to disguise themselves as disco zebras..

The nemesis of the polar bear.

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