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I feel like poo.

I enjoy posting here.

I get my life back in 7 hours!

I like music with swearing in it.

I think that humanity are worse than animals, and tend to treat them as such.

I hate giving advice if people don't take it.

I hate my job, and need to get out.

I am an absolute idiot.

I've been feeling very moody, over the past three months. Not really depressed, but moody. I've been having many mood swings.

Today is the 28th anniversary of the birth of my favorite cat, Samantha. She lived to be 20 and started my lifetime love of Siamese cats, especially Lynx (Tabby) points.

Today is my last day of freedom and then it's back to the torture (school).

Mortars landed today. I got an hour of overtime. No one injured. Small ones.

I see dumb people...
...they're everywhere...
...they walk around like everyone else...
...they don't even know they're dumb...

When I was three, I ran straight into a giant plaster pig wearing red overalls and had to have stitches in my left eyebrow. All I can remember of the incident is that the only part of the pig left standing up were it's feet, which were wearing green shoes.

When I was younger, I used to love eating beef potpies. Then I had a dream that I was eating one and when I stuck my fork into a piece of beef, all this white gooey stuff came out. After that dream, I still ate the pies but I refused to eat the beef and insisted on scraping every last bit of beef off the pastry. It took me about an hour to eat one of the pies.

I like to eat penne pasta with a certain type of pasta sauce with bits of mushrooms in it. However, I don't like the mushrooms and I have to check the inside of each penne pasta for any mushrooms hiding before I can eat it. It also takes me about an hour to eat pasta.

I became vegetarian two years ago. The only meat I ate for a few years was ham. One day at lunch time at school, I'd just gotten my ham and cheese sandwich out when I noticed something sticking to the bottom of my shoe. It was a piece of paper with some disgusting slimy stuff on it that was the color of vomit. After I got it off, I looked down at my sandwich and the butter on the ham looked like the slimy stuff. I couldn't eat my sandwich after that so I threw it away and I haven't eaten meat since.

I have given three ladies hidden kisses today. including the one above *kiss*