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Aelfwine
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04 May 2012, 11:18 am

Everything what I hear and read is the reality.
Lies are not existing.
To say that something is a lie is a lie.
The earth is flat.

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04 May 2012, 12:06 pm

I live in a giant toilet.

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04 May 2012, 12:14 pm

I will be at school on Monday, and my Mum will be at work.

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04 May 2012, 12:19 pm

My blood is green.

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04 May 2012, 12:35 pm

I have man boobs.

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04 May 2012, 12:39 pm

I am a tall, leggy blonde.

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04 May 2012, 12:40 pm

I'm not bored, there are loads of people talking to me on another site.

Aelfwine
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04 May 2012, 1:42 pm

42 isn't the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything.

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04 May 2012, 3:40 pm

I am The Hulk, my sister is Iron Man, and my mom is Thor.

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04 May 2012, 11:16 pm

I'm immortal. Or a Zombie. Not sure which.

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05 May 2012, 12:15 am

Jesus is alive and is Lord of all.

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05 May 2012, 1:07 am

The NHS Mental Health Service is competent

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05 May 2012, 4:30 am

Norway must be glad they don't have the Death Penalty.
Wouldn't want Anders Brievek to worry.

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05 May 2012, 5:51 am

CockneyRebel wrote:

My blood is green.

My blood is ghostly-white.

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05 May 2012, 10:47 am

The secret ingredient in KFC's special coating is scraped and collected by pygmy pirates, from the horns of giraffes.

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05 May 2012, 6:31 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:

Strawberries are green and peas are red.

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