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05 May 2012, 7:17 pm

My s**t don't stink.

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05 May 2012, 7:33 pm

johnsmcjohn wrote:

I'm immortal. Or a Zombie. Not sure which.

You're an immortal zombie.

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05 May 2012, 7:38 pm

I have a horse.

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05 May 2012, 7:40 pm

Perhaps Zombies are so tiresome and boring and unimaginative that they only SEEM immortal....

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05 May 2012, 11:13 pm

I am not extremely excited about going to England this summer.

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06 May 2012, 5:49 am

I was relaxing in the sun today on the dark side of the moon,
when I suddenly decided to strip off and do a pole dance
'In the rhythm of the night' was playing sweetly in the vacuum
and since there was nobody there but the incredibly handsome moonmonkeys,
I cavorted gaily and suggestively, with many suggestive gestures that were only appreciated by by the cohorts of Martian Marsupials,
which were preoccupied with the Venusian violets that only bloom after they have been
fertisiled by the thunderclops of precoitic Mermaids.

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06 May 2012, 6:32 am

The Kentucky Derby takes place in Alaska.

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06 May 2012, 6:47 am

I hate ice-cream

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06 May 2012, 2:24 pm

Syzygyish does not know that most of the Moonmonkeys have iPods and that they sent the aforementioned dance to YouTube.
They also added their own music.
It sounds like 'I'm Too Sexy For My Cat', or something like that.

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06 May 2012, 2:27 pm

I can turn my eyeballs inside-out at will.

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06 May 2012, 2:41 pm

A few days ago I saw a white rabbit, who was wearing a waistcoat and carrying a pocket watch. I got up and started chasing the rabbit and he jumped into a big hole. I jumped in after him and fell for a very long time and just as I was wondering what latitude or longitude I had gotten to, I suddenly found myself in this curious world where there were strange food and drink substances labeled EAT ME and DRINK ME, and I saw bizarre creatures such as a talking feline with a big grin on its face, a butterfly at its larval stage smoking a hooka, and a crazy queen who kept shouting "Off with his head!". :lol:

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06 May 2012, 2:46 pm

Excuse me, lostonearth35, but this thread is for things that are NOT true.

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06 May 2012, 6:55 pm

All is well in Greece.

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06 May 2012, 6:58 pm

Or so they have been saying for the last three thousand years.

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06 May 2012, 7:05 pm

We aren't going to book a flight to London tonight.

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07 May 2012, 6:21 am

I just found an Eisenstein-bose concentrate in my toilet bowl
I did what any normal person would do
and flushed it

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