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DogOfJudah
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07 May 2012, 7:42 am

Very much like the Mogwai, you should never feed ducks, swans or bullfinches after midnight.

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07 May 2012, 6:09 pm

Puffins and penguins are particularly partial to a post-midnight picnic.

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07 May 2012, 7:49 pm

Puffins got their names due to tourists exploiting their remarkable balloon modelling skills, thus damaging their lungs. Not their addiction to nicotine as commonly thought.

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07 May 2012, 9:31 pm

I am well liked around here.

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07 May 2012, 9:53 pm

I like studying for calculus. It is such a heavenly subject, especially when I don't understand what's going on.

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07 May 2012, 9:54 pm

I've just joined WP, yesterday.

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07 May 2012, 10:54 pm

When I am scared, I say "Oh my gosh" then freeze up and go silent. I am the only I know that does this.

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08 May 2012, 3:48 am

When Weetabix were originally invented, they came in different shapes, much like a game of Tetris. The ultimate trick was to score a total of 4 'rows' before the milk turned them soggy.

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08 May 2012, 5:58 am

I apologise for my abscents
I didn't have anything else to do
but hang around here
and wait for you guys to abscentain me

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08 May 2012, 6:36 am

The world's going to end in December

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08 May 2012, 3:58 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:

I've just joined WP, yesterday.

Me too!

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08 May 2012, 4:01 pm

JanuaryMan wrote:

I have a horse.

Me too!

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Quinntilda
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08 May 2012, 4:29 pm

My mom has 2 heads

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08 May 2012, 4:34 pm

My eyelids are so long they drag along the ground. Small dogs often chase them.

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08 May 2012, 4:37 pm

Quinntilda wrote:

My mom has 2 heads

My mom has a split personality.

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09 May 2012, 1:58 am

This is not true.

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