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31 Mar 2024, 1:03 pm

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I don't like hippopotamuses me

Murderhorses.

Yeah. I wouldn't let a child of mine go anywhere near one

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31 Mar 2024, 1:09 pm

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Now I want one. It’s a pity that it would eventually try to eat me.

From what I've heard, crocodiles can form bonds. As long as it's gotten dinner you'll be seen as friend-shaped and therefore friend.

Imagine the moment, face to face with an adult crocodile, where you are unsure, after meeting the crocodile, whether you are dinner or not?

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31 Mar 2024, 1:13 pm

babybird wrote:

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babybird wrote:

I don't like hippopotamuses me

Murderhorses.

Yeah. I wouldn't let a child of mine go anywhere near one

They’re terrifying.

I used to have recurring nightmares about orcas. I like that they exist in an abstract sense; I just don’t want them near me.

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31 Mar 2024, 1:15 pm

blitzkrieg wrote:

funeralxempire wrote:

TwilightPrincess wrote:

Now I want one. It’s a pity that it would eventually try to eat me.

From what I've heard, crocodiles can form bonds. As long as it's gotten dinner you'll be seen as friend-shaped and therefore friend.

Imagine the moment, face to face with an adult crocodile, where you are unsure, after meeting the crocodile, whether you are dinner or not?

I feel like that around most people

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31 Mar 2024, 1:16 pm

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you'll be seen as friend-shaped

i hope people see me as friend-shaped!

Yeah I think so

aww that really nice of you to say!...i feel good now :mrgreen:

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you'll be seen as friend-shaped

i hope people see me as friend-shaped!

Bobcats are friend-shaped. Sadly, not friend.

excuse me???

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31 Mar 2024, 1:20 pm

funeralxempire wrote:

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Now I want one. It’s a pity that it would eventually try to eat me.

From what I've heard, crocodiles can form bonds. As long as it's gotten dinner you'll be seen as friend-shaped and therefore friend.

I’d get one if I had a castle with a moat.

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31 Mar 2024, 1:21 pm

My recurring nightmare involves vampires

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31 Mar 2024, 1:22 pm

TwilightPrincess wrote:

funeralxempire wrote:

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Now I want one. It’s a pity that it would eventually try to eat me.

From what I've heard, crocodiles can form bonds. As long as it's gotten dinner you'll be seen as friend-shaped and therefore friend.

I’d get one if I had a castle with a moat.

I like your thinking

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31 Mar 2024, 1:23 pm

TwilightPrincess wrote:

funeralxempire wrote:

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Now I want one. It’s a pity that it would eventually try to eat me.

From what I've heard, crocodiles can form bonds. As long as it's gotten dinner you'll be seen as friend-shaped and therefore friend.

I’d get one if I had a castle with a moat.

That would be pretty awesome and if the bad guys aren't deterred you can always upgrade to hippos in the moat.

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31 Mar 2024, 1:24 pm

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excuse me???

Bobcats are the smallest of the lynxes and the most foul-tempered too. :nerdy:

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31 Mar 2024, 1:34 pm

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excuse me???

Bobcats are the smallest of the lynxes and the most foul-tempered too. :nerdy:

your opinion of bobcats has been molded by a society that hates bobcats!...and check your pm's!

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31 Mar 2024, 1:41 pm

I like horses me

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31 Mar 2024, 1:43 pm

funeralxempire wrote:

TwilightPrincess wrote:

funeralxempire wrote:

TwilightPrincess wrote:

Now I want one. It’s a pity that it would eventually try to eat me.

From what I've heard, crocodiles can form bonds. As long as it's gotten dinner you'll be seen as friend-shaped and therefore friend.

I’d get one if I had a castle with a moat.

That would be pretty awesome and if the bad guys aren't deterred you can always upgrade to hippos in the moat.

Hippos is going too far. :lol:

My nightmares with orcas would turn into nightmares with hippos.

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31 Mar 2024, 1:44 pm

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I like horses me

Me too

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31 Mar 2024, 1:52 pm

I love flowers :flower:

And I find the "language of flowers" to be a fascinating thing in both Victorian and Japanese cultures where every flower and plant holds a deep symbolic meaning. :heart: