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11 Aug 2006, 12:34 am

Moon pie......duh! everyone knows that!! :lol: :lol:

Why are cats so aloof?

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11 Aug 2006, 1:05 am

They're aliens who migrated here from planet 435.34ldfg And A Half A Q-Tip for the purposes of world domination. They succeeded, but they let us think that WE own THEM (keeps us more content in our servile positions).

Why does everything make a good band name, if you think about it enough?

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11 Aug 2006, 5:54 am

"Everything"?

Either it sucks or I'm not thinking about it enough.

Why are violin strings made from sheep's innards called "catgut"?

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11 Aug 2006, 6:56 am

Because, if you look real carefully, the last will and testament of the first sheep demanded that all sheep, once they died, must help out a musical cause.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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11 Aug 2006, 11:52 am

in laymans terms a woodchuck could chuck the equivalent of a trillion units minus the surplus yield a net total sum of 3 rupees

how do fish breathe underwater?

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11 Aug 2006, 3:38 pm

they can't. They go on land when no ones looking and they can hold thier breath for a long time.

what causes static. (in phones, radios ect.)

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12 Aug 2006, 12:08 am

muchacha wrote:

"Everything"?

Either it sucks or I'm not thinking about it enough.

(Psst... It means that every word/phrase, if you think about it, sounds like it would make a good band name. Maybe its a phenomenon that only my friends and I have discovered, which would explain your confusion)

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12 Aug 2006, 1:04 am

Raph522 wrote:

what causes static. (in phones, radios ect.)

Static is caused by unresolved emotional baggage

What is the best way to clean pipes?

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12 Aug 2006, 6:24 am

Pipes are only worth cleaning if you plan to use them frequently.

If flash lights are so easy to find why can't I get my hands on a flash dark?

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13 Aug 2006, 2:24 pm

because if you flash in the dark no one will see...

why does water freeze in the ice-box

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13 Aug 2006, 9:18 pm

Because it feels comfortable there!!

Why does the earth have gravity?

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14 Aug 2006, 5:44 am

So that everything stays grounded.

Have I been acting strange over the past little while?

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14 Aug 2006, 5:53 am

I only notice that your Routemaster is shinier than usual.

Can we talk it over first?

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14 Aug 2006, 6:56 am

yup!!

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14 Aug 2006, 11:17 am

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why do cats sleep so much?

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14 Aug 2006, 3:12 pm

We do almost everything for them; what little they do themselves takes so much energy they tire quickly!

So why are DOGS man's best friend??

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