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08 Dec 2006, 12:34 am

Your very own personal tornado.

Not the jet, the actual weather phenomenon.

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08 Dec 2006, 12:47 am

A pack of velociraptors in your backyard

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08 Dec 2006, 12:48 am

A beaded peace-sign necklace.

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08 Dec 2006, 12:50 am

A Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, WHAM!, Justin Timberlake, Hanson, Hilary Duff, BeeGees, Beyoncé Knowles, Good Charlotte, t.A.T.u. Collaboration.

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08 Dec 2006, 12:59 am

A

TON

OF

NOTHING!! !! !

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08 Dec 2006, 1:02 am

Exactly what I mentioned before, except that now you have no choice but to listen to it because your parents think it would be polite.

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08 Dec 2006, 3:23 am

It's a good thing George Michael would probably be hitting on the Hanson boys and/or Justin Timberlake before that disaster wraps up.

In fact, you get the Michael/Timberlake wedding photos!

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08 Dec 2006, 1:09 pm

An arranged marriage. To Chewbacca.

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08 Dec 2006, 2:53 pm

AIDS

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08 Dec 2006, 3:24 pm

Do you have AIDS?

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08 Dec 2006, 4:59 pm

an oversized toupee

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