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07 Aug 2013, 6:57 am

Bear mace that guy!
And that guy!
And that guy!


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07 Aug 2013, 2:16 pm

my humpty took a dumpty today.



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07 Aug 2013, 2:22 pm

I feel a little crazy today.


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07 Aug 2013, 3:47 pm

Well, my name is Alf and I'm stuck on earth
I can't get back to my place of birth
I'm making the best of a bad situation
Think of it as an extended vacation


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07 Aug 2013, 6:45 pm

my right tuckas cheek feels doubleplus ungood right now, right down to the buttbone. :hmph:



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07 Aug 2013, 10:19 pm

Somebody dump a bucket of water on me.


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08 Aug 2013, 5:02 am

Why do teachers need an answer book?


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08 Aug 2013, 6:38 am

A rich man once told me
"Hey life's a funny thing"
A poor man once told me
That he can't afford to speak
Now I'm in the middle like a bird without a beak


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08 Aug 2013, 9:01 am

This morning the owl's hoots woke me up at 4 a.m. again. I opened the blinds and me and the cat both looked out and tried to see it, but it was probably on the roof so we could not. I didn't see any meteors either.



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08 Aug 2013, 1:30 pm

my right nether cheek is taking its sweet time forgiving me.



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08 Aug 2013, 1:30 pm

Sometimes, my stomach likes to go crazy on me.


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08 Aug 2013, 3:25 pm

There is no spoon


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08 Aug 2013, 3:41 pm

How do you spell V.I.P.?


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08 Aug 2013, 3:44 pm

I bought myself some denim pants and a silver guitar.
I politely told the ladies, "You'll still have to call me sir."
I have to keep my self respect; I'll never be a star.


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08 Aug 2013, 4:22 pm

My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.


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08 Aug 2013, 4:37 pm

Now that's some high quality H2O!


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