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My stupid ankle is killing me.

Me too work early tomorrow?

Can you take some aspirin for it? I know you often soak it for awhile.

The phone should ring any second.

Boo. I see you.

The teacher's aid that I had from Grade 1 through 3 was a real witch.

That's awful. She must really be horrible. How come, though?

Anyway, I just woke up, and I felt I've missed out a lot since I slept.

Sometimes I wonder why I haven't been banned yet.

The more popular you are, the more of an a**hole you're allowed to be.

Ah. Good to know.

In that case, f**k you.

I had an accident once in Grade 2 and she blew it out of proportion for the next 12 months, dragging me into the washroom and ordering me to go to the bathroom when I didn't have to go and dragging me to the tiny toilet in the stall to the very right, causing me to have flashbacks of the accidents I had in my early childhood. I got her back by calling her names like Dollar Nestman, Nestman Quarter and Wayne Gretzky Nestman. It was back in the spring and early summer of 1984 that I was getting her back for the abuse that she gave me.

I am unsure of whether it is appropriate to post this here, but the age listing for Taupey just hit me. Why does my mind consistently imagine the users of the usernames as being identical to the avatars? All this time, I saw someone who just left adolescence.

I do have one question. Who is this Sheldon who apparently resembles me? I have heard no less than five comparisons and I thought he was the most likely valedictorian for my class, but I never heard the name in any class, which says a lot. I am in the top 15% or of my class and I know that around 30% of the top students take practically the same classes, so who is Sheldon and why does it look like someone is stalking and copying me?

Some b***h on facebook: "Instead of going out for my 21st birthday tonight, I stayed home and made dessert for my mom. Does that make me lame, or a great f*****g daughter? I'll save the blacking out for tomorrow night."

Me: "You ain't s**t."


I'm terrible

Dear Silver Tung, What is a person of your wit and intelligence doing reading Facebook? Otherwise known as 'Internet Pervert Yellow Pages'....Sylkat

Q: what is the difference between potatoes and bananas ?
A: they are spelled differently.

the receptionist at nestle said "cool bananas" once, and although i had no idea why those words were relevant, i decided to use them at a later date because they sounded "hip" (she was popular and she said it all the time).

when i was asked if there was a chance that i would not get a module finished by 4pm, i said "no. it is all cool potatoes", and she thanked me for my update, and she told me it was bananas and not potatoes, but did it really matter?

she was left with the impression that i did not think it mattered, but maybe i missed something.

oh well, life in a big galaxy is always complicated.