Board index › Off Topic Discussion › Random Discussion

Post a blatant lie

Page 253 of 1238 [ 19796 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 250, 251, 252, 253, 254, 255, 256 ... 1238  Next

Previous topic | Next topic

Gazelle
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 8 Mar 2012
Gender: Female
Posts: 2,333
Location: Tropical island

15 May 2012, 6:22 pm

I have time to cook lovely homemade meals every day!! (Wish I did though). 8)


_________________
"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate, but that we are powerful beyond measure."


Sylkat
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 2 Sep 2011
Gender: Female
Posts: 17,425

15 May 2012, 7:37 pm

I routinely prepare 5 course meals for dozens of people.
And I ADORE the washing-up!

Sylkat



AnonymousAnonymous
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 23 Nov 2006
Age: 36
Gender: Male
Posts: 76,350
Location: Portland, Oregon

15 May 2012, 7:49 pm

I love washing the dishes too!


_________________
Silly NTs, I have Aspergers, and having Aspergers is gr-r-reat!


Cornflake
Administrator
Administrator

User avatar

Joined: 30 Oct 2010
Gender: Male
Posts: 73,341
Location: Over there

15 May 2012, 8:01 pm

Some of my best friends are saucers.


_________________
Giraffe: a ruminant with a view.


Sylkat
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 2 Sep 2011
Gender: Female
Posts: 17,425

15 May 2012, 11:58 pm

In downtown Gibralter, serving tea without a saucer beneath the cup is illegal.

Sylkat



FishStickNick
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 4 Apr 2012
Age: 43
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,284
Location: Right here, silly!

16 May 2012, 12:01 am

I hate fish sticks.



anonnommus
Emu Egg
Emu Egg

User avatar

Joined: 15 May 2012
Age: 40
Gender: Male
Posts: 8
Location: California

16 May 2012, 7:36 am

My mom wasn't born on Mars. :D



taterbud
Blue Jay
Blue Jay

User avatar

Joined: 20 Nov 2011
Age: 35
Gender: Female
Posts: 84

16 May 2012, 3:11 pm

I don't spend hours a day chuckling at the many clever posts on wrong planet.



taterbud
Blue Jay
Blue Jay

User avatar

Joined: 20 Nov 2011
Age: 35
Gender: Female
Posts: 84

16 May 2012, 3:11 pm

I don't spend hours a day chuckling at the many clever posts on wrong planet.



Uprising
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 9 Jan 2012
Gender: Male
Posts: 3,908

16 May 2012, 3:22 pm

I don't spend hours a day chuckling at the many clever posts on wrong planet.



Bill92
Snowy Owl
Snowy Owl

User avatar

Joined: 30 Mar 2012
Age: 34
Gender: Male
Posts: 126
Location: New Jersey, USA

16 May 2012, 3:51 pm

I'm a professional sumo-wrestler.


_________________
Your Aspie score: 127 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 79 of 200
You are very likely an Aspie


Sylkat
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 2 Sep 2011
Gender: Female
Posts: 17,425

16 May 2012, 4:39 pm

Dear anonnommus, Welcome to WP! Finally, a new member representing Mars! SO many of our new generation of members are from Pluto, and that,of course, has turned out to be the Wrong Planet!
Dear Bill92, I also was a professional Sumo Wrestler, but it became SO difficult finding tie-dye Spandex tights for my other job as a professional Figure Skater.

Sylkat



AnonymousAnonymous
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 23 Nov 2006
Age: 36
Gender: Male
Posts: 76,350
Location: Portland, Oregon

16 May 2012, 7:31 pm

Sylkat used to be a pro golfer.


_________________
Silly NTs, I have Aspergers, and having Aspergers is gr-r-reat!


Sylkat
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 2 Sep 2011
Gender: Female
Posts: 17,425

16 May 2012, 8:16 pm

They invited me to find another sport, actually; I kept using a soccer ball on the greens instead of that tiny little 'Golf Ball' thingie that is much too hard to hit with that so-called 'Golf Club'....
Baseball bats work much better, in case you are interested.

Sylkat



GumbyLives
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 30 May 2010
Age: 65
Gender: Female
Posts: 768
Location: LV-426

18 May 2012, 1:31 am

I invented the internet.


_________________
I would rather have my liver pecked out by a giant crow than spend a day at the mall. But I'd pay money to see a giant crow eat a mall.

Your Aspie score: 155 of 200 * Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 49 of 200 * You are very likely an Aspie


zxy3cpn
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 7 May 2012
Age: 41
Gender: Male
Posts: 934
Location: London, UK

18 May 2012, 12:17 pm

Mushrooms are responsible for aurorae.


_________________
If my username is annoying to type, shorten it (e.g. z3n)!