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05 Sep 2022, 12:20 pm

Deep fry the nails in canola oil before using them.

What does POTUS stand for?


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05 Sep 2022, 12:24 pm

Nothing, it's actually an order yelled by germinated seeds.

Same question.


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05 Sep 2022, 12:27 pm

"Paint our toenails using semen."

Why did I get a new blindfold?


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05 Sep 2022, 12:59 pm

It's cruel to have only one blindfold, especially if you spend a lot of time away from home.

Is sloth really a sin?


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05 Sep 2022, 1:26 pm

Sweep your yard every 2 hours in the pouring rain, so it doesn't flood.

Is sinning slothful?


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05 Sep 2022, 1:28 pm

It's a sin to kill a slothingbird.


What do you think of Anne Heche?


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05 Sep 2022, 1:33 pm

Half a pound of tuppeny rice, half a pound of Semtex, mix them in a washing machine, pop goes the weasel.

How many holes does a drinking straw have?


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05 Sep 2022, 1:39 pm

None, I hope.

How's your bod today?


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05 Sep 2022, 3:27 pm

The abuse of bell act 2022.

Can you fly Bobby?


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05 Sep 2022, 3:29 pm

When I'm lit.

Ever feel like a canary in a coal mine?


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05 Sep 2022, 3:49 pm

I get dizzy even walking in a straight line.

Are Saturday night's alright for fighting?


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05 Sep 2022, 4:40 pm

If you drink enough Elderberry Wine.


Is your mind pretty vacant?


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05 Sep 2022, 5:10 pm

Hot dog, jumping frog, Albuquerque.

Is professional crastination a way of life?


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05 Sep 2022, 6:28 pm

Here....have an egg.

How would you like to wake up to a snake in your bed.


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05 Sep 2022, 6:34 pm

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

What are you going to do tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning?


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Don't be so eager to be offended. The narcissism of small differences leads to the most boring kind of conformity.


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05 Sep 2022, 6:37 pm

Depends whose snake it is. ^^

I'm going to have some bourbon and learn how to play drums.


Have you ever built a Noah's Ark?


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